(me ever since I was 12) okay I actually need to get it together now

They need to invent more fake celebrities like Hatsune Miku and Gorillaz and the Muppets because it's genuinely the most sustainable way to maintain a parasocial relationship with the entertainer class.

Kermit the Frog can never get canceled because Kermit the Frog has no agency or personhood beyond what he is imbued with by the collective labor of puppeteers, voice actors, singers, and writers. He is, along with these other examples, effectively a celebrity by gestalt. He has transcended the inherit instability of the celebrity class through diffusion of responsibility for his personhood. He is a god.

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

those little moments with you mean more to me than you could ever imagine

isn’t it cute when you can hear the smile in someone’s voice ?

real growth isn't about metrics. It's about impact

its just me and the album i decide to have on repeat this week

it’s okay to be selfish sometimes, it literally is your life

blogging away again in tumblritaville

the right people will stay and work through the hard parts with you

Unexpected messages are my favorite