fill you with fear

I’ll pass on that, I’ve seen bigger pecks on guys…

Why do you have pubes on your face?

Are those really your boobs? 

A guy with your face could only dream of seeing boobs like mine.

Is that really your face?

No? I mean, like, I hope not?

It seems like you do.

Ohmygosh, hi! I’m Kenny! Well, Kenneth, but I like the name Kenny so please call me that? Unless you don’t want to, that’s fine too.

Do you have mental problems?

Okay, I’ll take that.

You are a little pale though...

How would you feel if I called you puffy?

You're a marshmallow because you're sweet.

I don’t want to be pale and puffy at all.

But the inside.

That doesn’t make it any better.

Why not?

Ghostly white and puffy?

On...the inside.

And not a grasshopper, you mean? Thank you. So charming.

Of course, Marshmallow. You're more like a...marshmallow.

Should I be getting offended right now?

Oh, except you. You're cute.