I'll Plead the Fifth on All of This

We decided to live a little dangerously last weekend. Didn’t see any sharks, but we DID see seals! (at Race Point Beach) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz_SaUmB7F7/?igshid=1lgfx9wcw8xip

I got friends in Waydown places. (at Waydowntown Provincetown) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz4ghu8hyTY/?igshid=11nj6g8w5g99s

Wish we were staying for more than a weekend. This place is such a peaceful retreat after 3 cities of sightseeing ❤️ (at Wellfleet, Massachusetts) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz3Hzj7Bmsa/?igshid=1dv00l0k6fm07

The trail behind our cabin walks down to this view. (at Wellfleet, Massachusetts) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz1fkephdfX/?igshid=p36afqbyrv24

Great view, great bar, great friends. My hair’s a mess from the ferry but oh well 😆 (at Aqua Bar) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz1Tit3BSGg/?igshid=48bto28npix7

Spending the weekend in Cape Cod with long time friends and platonic soulmates @turnontheryfy @cnmarti @xjmac88x and @south_of_franz (at The Canteen) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz1I1-CBDl8/?igshid=qsj66xbn7hi7

I almost forgot to post my favorite statue from the Vatican. My girl, Artemis, here wearing bull testicles as a chest piece. In case you forgot, Cynthia is an epithet of Artemis, and I aspire to be this bold. https://www.instagram.com/p/BzukQEvh880/?igshid=1x3bb2gjy7l83

More Lisbon (at Lisbon, Portugal) https://www.instagram.com/p/BztVGiBh8oO/?igshid=1vki8sh79webb

Lisbon is amazing and beautiful, and I’m sad we only had half a day here. (at Lisbon, Portugal) https://www.instagram.com/p/BztUq4ehxRr/?igshid=1dymwjswuaea2

Ok, last Vatican City post. https://www.instagram.com/p/BztL4tMhdyG/?igshid=12c1ca14x0qvx

Constantine’s daughter is in this box. https://www.instagram.com/p/BztLzaPhxzU/?igshid=1qtz8nh5zc2ca

A statue warning of what happens when you piss off Athena. @mbizzlexo ... >.> https://www.instagram.com/p/BztLuVeB9RE/?igshid=kx8dgvylug7l

The torso of torsos (at Vatican City) https://www.instagram.com/p/BztLltJhUy_/?igshid=n8a2oudkw12r

Coming soon to a nightmare near you... (at Vatican Museums - Musei Vaticani) https://www.instagram.com/p/BztLZ1chiwt/?igshid=c4svg8i11nu2

When in Rome... make a mess of yourself trying to drink from a fountain... (at Vatican City, Vatican City) https://www.instagram.com/p/BztLPUqBA5y/?igshid=6thxt0r1qaqr

Yesterday’s trip to Vatican City. I took so many flippin pictures (but not of the Sistine Chapel because that’s forbidden...) (at Vatican City, Vatican City) https://www.instagram.com/p/BztLIUTBmm-/?igshid=1ud4s38lk9obm