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all ppl born after 1990 know how to do is reformat resume, submit resume, write cover letter, send emails, never hear back, blame ourselves instead of the state of the world created by those who came before us, cry about it, eat something, reformat resume, subm

working full time is terrible why do we just accept that having 8 days off a month is normal and okay........ being alive could be cool but we waste it at our JOBS.... sorry i’m just heated about capitalism again i’ll be fine

8 days....never thought about it like that 😓

Hi, I study social and cultural anthropology. Humans working 40+ hours a week is 100% an industrial revolution thing and was not normal in the early stages of our existence. In fact, hunter and gatherer societies that still exist to this day spend about 15-20 hours a week TOPS working. The rest is dedicated to sitting around and telling stories and jokes, dancing, singing, eating, sleeping, fucking and so forth. Read a damn book.

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When the medieval peasant - the iconic, screwed over, worst off person of pop culture - had more days and time off than you, something’s gone wrong. And apparently something has been wrong for a while now...

Remember when Jeff Bezos, who is worth 181 billion USD donated 690k to stopping Australian fires? Yeah, me too.

oh hey I know these guys! they’re in a little tide pool at the Monterrey Bay Aquarium and they’re super sweet. If they see you standing next to the pool they’ll jump up out of the water and splash you until you pet them

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I’ve seen Horny Internet Fangirls fall physically in lust with everything from standard hunks to weird cartoons to robots to monsters and every body type from potbelly bear to skeletal beanpole and it never fails to amaze me, when by comparison, straight guys seem to have trouble with any woman who isn’t hourglass shaped

at first I thought this post was going to bash horny internet fangirls, but it turned out great.

THIS is what ‘Boys will be boys’ should be

I DID NOT EXPECT SO MANY OF THEM

modern hieroglyphics

That’s what you say when mommas in the kitchen “lemme taysom of that”

remember when guys genuinely got mad at girls for using the dog filter on snap and called them hoes

They are

ik ur not talking with an anime icon