Catch Your Breath Sideblog

Regardless!

Kei meets the Gaang!

How the hell did she get there? No idea! Maybe this is a dimension travel like the slider time-travel episode in the B-plot. Maybe this is more along the lines of "Whoops, found a hole in reality! Oops!" Maybe one of the great spirits got tired of waiting around for the damn avatar and decided to take matters in their own metaphysical hands, snagged Kei, and told her she's got a one-way ticket home, free of charge, if she can just muscle her way into fixing shit.

Now, for the big question:

Why?

For the simple fact that Isobu = not-a-lion lionturtle.

Seriously.

He's certainly big enough! He's got the intelligence and the hands (paws? flippers?) too! So... where are the lion bits????

He can't be a turtle-duck. Urchin-turtles never get that big either! He's the wrong anatomy for turtle-urchins, he can't possibly be an oyster-eel, and - wait, three tails? Ah! So he must be a whale-turtle with porcupine-spiritfox ancestry! Yes, that must be it!

(Isobu is not all that thrilled to have "fox" in his labeling. Aang does not listen. Of course that's what he would say! He's got spiritfox in him, after all! Jokes, pranks, and lies are par for the course. Look at him, being a good avatar! Well done, Aang!)

Furthermore:

Kei + Zuko = tired babysitter club

Toph and Isobu are tiny terrors and also best friends. They make gigantic rock / coral statues of themselves together in various Amazing and Baddass poses. They also do piggyback rides on their respective Partner In Crime. (Don't worry, Isobu makes a mini-him clone first. Obviously. He's not too big for Kei to carry him Sokka.)

Kei must be a spirit. How tf else can she MAKE water out of nothing and then EXPLODE little bits of paper???? (Anybody else gonna mention that little fire trick she did? No? Yeah, okay, I didn't see a thing either.)

BONUS:

Kei, mostly to Zuko: "And then I just go like this..."

Aang: "Airbending?!?!" :o

Sokka: "No! Sword bending!!!" :D

Kei: ...

Kei: "Eh, close enough."

Azula v.s. one singular shinobi who won't take any of her bs

Has Azula ever felt KI before? Has Ozai ever felt KI before? What about biju-fueled KI??

Life-changing field trip, anybody? It's time you learned the art of Not Giving An F

Ozai: "I could kill you anytime I want."

Zuko, very much not panicking, thank you very much (not that anyone could tell): "You're not special."

Isobu: "You sure I can't kill him? It'd be so easy too. I'll even be so generous as to let you pick the method."

Zuko: "Umm... Living is enough of a punishment for him."

Kei: "Well... There's an idea."

Kei: "Hey, we're planning out how to make the #1 Loserlord's life a living hell. You want in?"

Chapters: 19/? Fandom: Batman: The Animated Series, Justice League & Justice League Unlimited (Cartoons), Naruto (Anime & Manga) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Gekkou Keisuke (OC) & Tim Drake Characters: Gekkou Keisuke (OC), Tim Drake, Sanbi | Three-tails | Isobu, Bruce Wayne, Barbara Gordon, Dick Grayson, Uzumaki Naruto Additional Tags: Movie: Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker, Specifically that flashback section that gave me nightmares as a kid, the joker dies, Barbara Gordon is Batgirl, Tim Drake is Robin, Bruce Wayne is Batman, Animal Death, Aftermath of Violence, Blood and Gore, Dick Grayson is Nightwing, Segues into a Justice League crossover Series: Part 2 of Ash and Dust, Part 8 of The B-Plot

Tagged by: @some-thrilling-heroics

Rules: Make a poll with seven of your all time favorite characters from seven different fandoms, and then tag seven people to do the same. See which character is everyone's favorite.

Ok so I don't tend to have like all time favorites. I just collect characters I like and ranking them is very hard. Since it says all time I am going to try and space things out temporarily. So have characters/things arranged in the order they enterer my life:

Bambi movie gets put here bc I watched it so often as a kid my siblings destroyed the vhs tape to stop me from watching it. I got the DVD a few years later when that came out but it wasn't the same. And I haven't watched it since. I don't even have any strong feelings towards it. But any list of favorites of all time has to honor that at one point I clearly loved the movie enough to watch it to the point the vhs tape itself had degraded to near unwatchabililty and prompted my siblings to murder the deer in cold blood.

Eris because one of the few childhood faves that I think Tumblr would care about.

Keisuke Gekko. From Catch Your Breath (expanded universe). Fanfics absolutely count. Tailor made to be a favorite character. Self insert of my best friend. Also if this gets reblogged to @cyb-by-lang then there is enough of an audience she stands a chance

And then we enter the modern fandoms that I expect will have the most votes:

Maomao! (From the maomao show. Aka The Apothecary Diaries.)

Parker Leverage (sorry Hardison but you already won the poll of the person who tagged me.)

Lan Wangji from Modao Zushi/The Untamed.

Murderbot from the Murderbot Diaries. Haven't seen the show and I've got so many complaints about the rest of everything with the books. But despite everything Murderbot was very much an instant fave and held my attention enough to read all the books.

If there's a pattern here. Yeah autism wins 🏆