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Looks like it's 2025

apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 2/20/20, 6:17:30 PM.

It wrinkles my brain that Jupiter’s moon Europa has oceans that are sixty miles deep, while Earth’s oceans only reach seven miles deep at most. I’m willing to bet good money that there’s life in Europa’s oceans. Like five bucks. You hear me, NASA? I bet you five bucks that there’s life on Europa… Now that there’s money and reputation on the line, I bet they send a mission there real quick.

I have no idea when this was originally posted, but NASA is working on their Europa mission RIGHT NOW to look for alien life! But get this, they theorize that because of the depth, gravity, and composition of the oceans, any organisms that lived there would be waaay bigger than aquatic life on Earth. So far everything’s going well with regards to their Europa mission so they should have a spacecraft on its way to look for giant sea monsters in space in only a few years. (The planned date is in the early 2020s.)

Looks like my negotiations worked. You’re welcome, humanity.

I’ve never been gripped with such cold terror and pure delight in my LIFE

explaining to an 18th century sailor that we’re looking for sea monsters in space. 

The launch date for the Europa Clipper is October 2024.

Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space Please let there be sea monsters in space 

CHECK THIS RIGHT NOW IT'S ANSWER TIME!!

another example of why you can't trust tumblr with anything, let alone your credit card information

Good thing I don't have any fucking money

I'm in tears over this omg

I know, I know, I'm so hilarious

happy 3 year anniversary. i guess. (queuing for the future)

whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible

happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate

HAPPY 100 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF A TURTLE BITING OFF A COP'S TOE IN THE HUDSON RIVER

i fuckign queued this and forgot abt it and got scared cuz i thought i was hacked or smth. anyways happy june eleventh

reblog while its still true 

I like the little vibrations Pinterest makes they make me so happy

I was shopping at Ikea with some friends and I asked if I could buy a baby (which were on sale at Ikea) and no one said no so I just put it in the cart. After paying, it started to dawn on me the responsibility of having a child so I decided to put it in a recycling bin at a pharmacy as per my friend's suggestion, which is a thing you were allowed to do if you regretted buying a baby.

heres my advice to any followers i have who are young. Don't delete things when you think you've outgrown them or they're cringy. If you make youtube videos just private them don't delete them. Save your files, you can bury them in multiple sub-folders if you think they're cringe now but DON'T DELETE THEM! It doesn't feel like it now but years in the future you will look back fondly at who you were and wish you still had those things.

"gay," not as in breakfast but as in "homosexual".

idec anymore if dont trust me by 3oh!3 comes on i am a fuckboy asshole misogynist for three minutes and twelve seconds