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yurimartyr

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eddwardtheseventhstardrawnwizard

Gotta have a griller in your collection

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tigirl-and-co

cyanidefilledcandy

The visual version of "Bone Apple Tea".

#lmao #random #tumblr #the awesome side

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bowlifecomics

It makes me happy when they listen

cheap-pink-mints

bowlifecomics

YES. YES YES YES THANK YOU

cyanidefilledcandy

@queasybellyprincess00

#dude! i legitimately LOVE to see someone talk about something they love #they just light up completely and even if I can't follow a single word of it...I love the vibes!#seriously! it's so nice seeing people happy! 😊#people #friends #and vice versa...I love when a friend is willing to listen to me prattle on about whatever niche bullshit I happen to be into at the time!

anneriawings

OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?

I JUST

GUAM?

phantomrose96

IM CRYING REAL TEARS MAH DUDES THE COOKIES ARE IN GUAM

KATIE TRIED TO SEND US COOKIES OUTTA THE GOODNESS OF HER HEART AND JUST

“OHHHH THESE COOKIES WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO NEW JERSEY, PHIL? I THOUGHT YOU SAID

anneriawings

12/27, 8:37PM CT

ITS STILL IN FUCKING GUAM

anneriawings

12/28, 12:18PM CT

THE COOKIES ARE IN HONOLULU GUYS THEY ***FINALLY LEFT GUAM***

anneriawings

12/28, 10:22PM CT

THE COOKIES ARE FINALLY ON THEIR WAY TO NEW JERSEY

GO COOKIES GO

@phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper @homebeccer GET READY

anneriawings

lol i was looking through my history to find the tracking number page and

anneriawings

12/30, 12:39AM CT

@phantomrose96 @homebeccer @cupcakecreeper

holy fuCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

THE COOKIES ARE ALMOST THERE

phantomrose96

The saga of Katie’s Guam cookies is my Anime of the Season

anneriawings

THEY’VE ARRIIIIIIIIIIVVEEDDDDD THEY’RE ON THE FRONT DOORSTEP

anneriawings

COOKIES ACQUIRED

homebeccer

THE THRILLING CONCLUSION

also as a bonus visual here’s a rough approximation of these cookies’ journey

anneriawings

how the FUCK did this blow up and get so many notes

anneriawings

SO FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, @homebeccer @phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper AND I WANTED TO KNOW HOW MUCH IT WOULD ACTUALLY COST THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TO INTENTIONALLY SEND THESE COOKIES FROM TEXAS TO GUAM TO NEW JERSEY AND???????????????

AND

IT’S

IT’S NOT AN OPTION IT’S NOT AN OPTION I CAN’T I-

I COULDN’T EVEN HAVE SENT THESE COOKIES TO GUAM EVEN IF I’D HAVE TRIED

phantomrose96

Cant believe we uncovered the Guam Cookie glitch folks

Its not even an in-game feature

crowreys-wormstache

Oh my god it’s back

anneriawings

H O W

anavar-immela

I’ve had this sort of thing happen.

At least it explained why the package took so long to get here.

phantomrose96

I appreciate that they have an Entire Stamp for “Missent to Nepal”

No one said “hey let’s stop missending things to Nepal” they just said “let’s make a stamp for this” and called it a day.

I’m gonna get Missent to Guam tattooed on my arm in commemoration.

sharkgal4

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

offonaherosjourney

Get Moist von Lipwig in charge of the US postal service ASAP

korasonata

Ok I know this is super old now but I work at a post office and I was curious about the price so I did some digging and I still don’t have a definite answer because THE REASON it says “no shipping services available” is because all shipping services were actually suspended to Guam at the time. As in no packages, parcels, letters, or mail or any kind could be sent to Guam. So not only is it mind boggling that it got sent so far in the wrong direction of its intended destination, but because nothing should have been able to get in to Guam period.

You QUITE LITERALLY could not have sent these cookies to Guam if you tried.

#this is one of the most thrilling tales to come from Tumblr #xD #the awesome side #plot twist #upon plot twist

gummybearattacktheworldofdespair

alarmist-nonsense

0v9

this is what upstairs neighbors have

that-house

butchfagminotaur

cyanidefilledcandy

*Accurate depiction of the tech world today.*

#Yeesh #technology #tech #comics #art

scurviesdisneyblog

Mary Blair's concept art for Disney's Alice in Wonderland (1951)

#alice in wonderland #disney #concept art #animation

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kangaruthi

#comics #art #positivity

You know a movie I love, but I don’t think I can ever bring myself to watch again?

Lilo & Stitch

It's one of my favorite movies ever made. I adored the sister angle of the movie.....and that's precisely why I don’t think I can ever watch it again.

I still can hear my sister driving me crazy by mimicking Lilo and I think the dynamic really struck a chord with us both. I can't even think of a scene without it immediately making me think of her.

They're good cherished memories.

It still hurts too much... 🥲

#cyanidefilleddiary #lilo and stitch #grief

glakleack

tried hand drawn animation, it was a ton of fun!

#animation #I swear this looks just like the aliens from the Pinkie and The Brain episode I happened to watch yesterday

Forgot how batshit insane Cow and Chicken's parents are. 🤣

#cow and chicken #cartoon network #cartoon cartoons

Delayed processing sucks

How am I supposed to attempt to emotionally regulate when I can't even tell what my emotions are? 😮‍💨

#depression #delayed processing #mental health

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status-quo-hater

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

status-quo-hater

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

#lmaoooooo #sounds like a fun guy!#abortion #logic #:P

dailycatsblog

#tw: self harm #not that it would help...#but it also wouldn't hurt...well you know what I mean....#IDK....I'm anxious and miserable and there's nothing else to be done about it #I've tried therapy #I've tried medication....which works except I can never maintain access to it #I know all the non medication “fixes”....figured it all out and have been doing the shit since middle school #doesn't help me...

zombiimoff

in tomodachi life, ed just brakedanced right next to double d while he was talking to someone else for a solid three minutes and double d didn't acknowledge it at all. while he was talking, double d then proceeded to say out loud while typing on his laptop "when is a good time to say I'm gay?"

unbelievably canon interactions right here. this game is the best

#lmaooo #reminds me of when I made them in Sims 3 #they were scarily accurate lol #eene #ed edd n eddy

finnglas

when i was a tiny baby queer (aka a 24-year-old), i went to my first pride festival probably three months after i kicked ex-gay therapy to the curb and came out to my parents. being the people they are, my parents came with me. they weren’t really sure about this whole gay thing, but they loved me and wanted me to be safe and happy and wanted to be involved in what was important to me, so they came along. (i also think my mother still might have thought i might get drugged or murdered or beaten by a protester of which there were plenty.)

anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.

i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? what’d you get? so i showed her, and i was like, “I’m not sure why it’s a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.”

and my mom, who was some form of minister’s wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks i’m joking.

“What?” i say.

“…it’s a cock and a pussy, Jules,” she says flatly, and that is the story of how i died at the age of 24 while attending my first pride festival.

finnglas

I love how every June this one gets dug up and passed around again, lmao.

finnglas

oh no is this what we’re doing now

finnglas

…relic…

*crumbles and blows away on the wind*

#tumblr #the awesome side #happy pride to this story #that I am hearing for the first time :P

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quank

happy pride month to my favorite piece of official sonic the hedgehog art

puyopuyo

cyanidefilledcandy

What a great time to remind everyone of the tale of "Tales From Sonic is NOT Gay". :3

#happy pride to this story #and all the sanic heads #lol #pride #faith in humanity

misscrazyfangirl321

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