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those posts always go around that are like “if you’re on Tumblr and you’re over 25 blah blah blah” but honestly if you’re on Tumblr and you’re under 25, I don’t know how the fuck you found this place. like I came here when it was actually kind of cool and then just never left because all my stuff was here. what’s your excuse

The thing with Glee is you literally had to be there

drink some water you beautiful and capable but dehydrated bitch

hot tip: soup is customizable! Go wild but know your limits.

why doth the human body ooze when provoked

theres an ooze for just about every brand of human provocation and plainly i am sick of it

was going to elucidate on this matter but then realized i was accidentally inventing the four humors again