TrumpetGecko

My manager was in the break room with me and she said 'I don't ever remember oranges being THIS hard to peel' and I just responded 'they're making them harder to peel' without thinking and she looked and me and said. Why?

Please respect my privacy

my deepest apologies

I forgive you

Anyway me when I suck that pharaoh good and hard through his scaramphigousus

why does the texas state aquarium have a crow

it works there

If I could directly implant this understanding into the brain of every TLT fan, by jod I would

And they’re all Vlad

companies make billions from you thinking you're ugly btw. only ugly thing is their bottom line. log out of tiktok right now.

learning to ask 'is this an ad' will save your life

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer

Also like. Yes, some people just dont know how to swim. And?

All gays will go to hellsite

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

can I reblog for both?

I’m reblogging for both

like to charge , renblog to cast

can I reblog for both?

I’m reblogging for both

like to charge , renblog to cast

World Heritage Post

This meme ages like a fine wine every year that passes.

I know why you drew him. Because he is beautiful.