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Sometimes when I brush my teeth with my electric toothbrush, it makes my ears itch.

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Every god damn day I loathe the fact that I have to get dressed.

IS SUMMER OVER YET??

#summer the season #not summer the me #which reminds me a mom reprimanded her little daughter named summer behind me in line yesterday #and I whipped around like I was the one in trouble #and said haha my name is summer too!#then she said ‘summer give summer some space’ lol

Idk if I get to say that I’m not a physical book girlie anymore, because I was GIDDY finding these for $2/ea at an antique (???) store today.

#my 11 yr old was disgusted with my outward glee lol

I can’t for the life of me pull almost anyone’s blog name out of thin air, despite knowing them all, so I can’t tag you

BUT

One of you posted that at your younger sister’s wedding the youth were going wild for Iris by Goo Goo Dolls, and you realized that the song is 30 yrs old and therefore an oldie.

And I was thinking about how in the 90’s my friends and I loved the oldies from the 60’s, which were 30 yrs old.

And I’ve gotta say.

That revelation absolutely fucked me up and I haven’t stopped thinking about it since.

#hi Sarah I can’t think of your blog name 😬

My feeds are overrun by Tom Holland and Zendaya. They seem so lovely! She is absolutely stunning, and he looks at her like she hung the moon! Not to mention their secret wedding! Delightful!

#they seem like the opposite of TS and what’s his face #maybe they just have excellent PR lol

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I thought the Wicker preview was an SNL skit at first.

#I’m confused by the anatomy #because once my husband (LONG ago) bought a ~fun pack~ of condoms #and the studded one felt like fucking a cheese grater #so HOW is she getting pounded by a wicker dick

Roy Kent AND Emily Gilmore on Shrinking?!

I love this show.

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We’re going to my parents house for breakfast, for my dads birthday. They have houseguests, which means my mom is going to be On and I need to just steep myself agead of time, because I know I’m going to be annoyed as hell.

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I stand corrected! My mom was only mildly annoying, my prickly 8 yr old immediately hit it off with both kids (honestly a miracle), the parents are pleasant and not Jesus-y (they’re church friends from Indiana? I don’t remember how my parents even know them), even saying “we live in the country, we see some confederate flags, but we’re not afraid to put those people in their place”. lol what does that mean for a church pastor?! Anyway, we ended up joining them on their adventure to the mountains and then the beach boardwalk and everyone is having a pleasant time!

We’re going to my parents house for breakfast, for my dads birthday. They have houseguests, which means my mom is going to be On and I need to just steep myself agead of time, because I know I’m going to be annoyed as hell.

My friend/previous coworker is catching up on dental work, and it’s been a lot. She was told she’d need two root canals and opted to have those molars removed instead. She asked if I’d accompany her to her second extraction, because her friend who had been coming wasn’t available, and the first one was pretty brutal.

I can hear her crying from the waiting room 😔 I don’t think they have the door closed, which seems like it should be to give her some privacy?? Idk. I feel so bad!

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I have never found him attractive, but yikes, Dax Shepard has aged like a gallon of milk.

There was a beach rescue this weekend (lifeguard was 16?!?) and the video is pretty intense. The waves were HUGE and the ocean was raging, include a massive rip current, and full of fucking people?!? WHY WOULD YOU EVEN GO IN THAT WATER?! That’s insane! Santa Cruz water is cold and gross anyway!

I finally started watching Shrinking. What a delight!

The best thing about tumblr is that there aren’t suggested posts (not very often anyway). I see who I follow, and that’s it! The app hasnt decided to shove horrific animal rescue or devastating child loss videos down my throat every time I open it!

#I’m on a TikTok break and IG is on thin ice

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SO I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER (1993) dir. Thomas Schlamme

#head! down!#it’s like an orange on a toothpick!

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Jen Hamilton being blatantly honest about her divorce and saying she’s done being PR for her ex is GIVING ME LIFE. Drag that motherfucker, girl!!

Got my hair cut on Saturday and I didn’t love the front! I hoped it would grow on me, which is a dumb choice, since it’s an hour away and I can’t just pop over to get it fixed. So I added some more face framing layers to the front myself. A mistake? Possibly! But I already like it more!

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