Curt And Curly

I’ve posted about this before, but our stove is a piece of shit and literally falling apart (the burner caps are disintegrating, which is so fun). When I went to look at new ones, I realized that the size of ours (36”) is bigger than normal and considered “professional size”. Which = $$$$$. Anyway, we finally ordered the new one today, after putting it off for almost a year, since the first cap disintegrated and broke. I’m so excited to have a fully functional oven/stove! I’m even more excited for my husband, who does 95% of the cooking!

My feeds are overrun by Tom Holland and Zendaya. They seem so lovely! She is absolutely stunning, and he looks at her like she hung the moon! Not to mention their secret wedding! Delightful!

I thought the Wicker preview was an SNL skit at first.

We’re going to my parents house for breakfast, for my dads birthday. They have houseguests, which means my mom is going to be On and I need to just steep myself agead of time, because I know I’m going to be annoyed as hell.

I have never found him attractive, but yikes, Dax Shepard has aged like a gallon of milk.

There was a beach rescue this weekend (lifeguard was 16?!?) and the video is pretty intense. The waves were HUGE and the ocean was raging, include a massive rip current, and full of fucking people?!? WHY WOULD YOU EVEN GO IN THAT WATER?! That’s insane! Santa Cruz water is cold and gross anyway!

I finally started watching Shrinking. What a delight!

The best thing about tumblr is that there aren’t suggested posts (not very often anyway). I see who I follow, and that’s it! The app hasnt decided to shove horrific animal rescue or devastating child loss videos down my throat every time I open it!