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“i like the butt action. i probably shouldn’t say that. well it could still be true.”

“well yeah, but the big one sounded like you were having an… im not gonna say it, but you know what i mean.” - “i didnt think you were actually having it, i have video here. it just sounded like you were having a… close evening with a snake.”

agreeing when adam says that middle aged men can be hot and says about george clooney that he is “a Hot old man”

“its kind of like im just spanking our snowman. hes a bad boy. hes been a bad boy.”

“my snowman had a bigger booty.”

“we want deep large holes.”

“yeah, i don’t care unless i put it in my mouth.”

“i am not unionized so you can exploit me however you want”

“i apologize if my energy levels aren’t high enough for yall. i will dance however you tell me to dance. just tell me how to please you.”

“new company policy, let’s not refer to our guests as, quote ‘daddy’ and for the sake of equality also no referring to guests as ‘mommy’ or any gender neutral version of that”

when tom calls him out for his innuendos “some are maybe a tiny bit purposeful”

“the more you complain, the longer i’ll keep going adam”

"jet lag is a bit of a game of humiliation"

“does this turn you on?” (when talking to ben about electrical plugs) also -“this is bens reaction when he sees one, whoop”

“im going to stay on the ground. where i belong.”

“i hope you come watch and see which one of us has the longest snake (sfw)”

“i really like when people make decisions for me.”

"there's a good looking adam."

"i've played with myself. no, cut that."

"here's another juicy question. actually no this one is a little problematic to frame as juicy. his one is no juice at all because of the implications of that. 'can you tell us about the hanging out behind the scenes'"

sam: "let's tentacle his ass." adam: "we said we were gonna stop phrasing it that way." sam: "i didnt say that."

"it's nice to just listen to directions" and "it's kind of nice to be detached from that decision making for a while" and "you know, i kind of like the dynamic of being told which rope to pull" in that pirate ship video