kentucky fried dickens

catching a migraine in the afterlife ain’t easy work but someone had to do it

u up?

so you’re telling me i fully missed out on having any sexy character development that comes along with a near death experience

zoe kravitz ain’t even de*d so how am i supposed to hang with my soulmate

who’s up for a group date where we all flirt and exchange sweets and bond over mutual interests for a couple hours and then don’t wait 3 days to text back

should’ve gone on a dating show when i had the chance

secondary poll of the day: what’s the stupidest thing you’ve asked janet for? today mine was one of those handheld magnetic wheel spinny toys from my childhood

who would sign a petition to have @pinklennonade start her own comedy club? it’s for science

coming in hot from a 72 hour nap but hope you lot are settling in nicely