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Your partner came back from the dead after being missing for decades. Every one of their friends who they went with ended up dying a horrible death.

Now, somehow, their entire mental health is based on the continued life and happiness of this fairground goldfish that they picked up.

Neither of you know the first thing about how to care for even a healthy fish. This fish has been poorly cared for, has multiple diseases and the person who handed it over explicitly didn't expect it to live nearly as long as it already has.

You're frantically googling how to set up a fish tank, where to buy fish food, can you even take a fish to the vet? Your partner wants you to know that they're happy they made it home and survived their horrific ordeal, but also that if anything happens to the fish then they're going to kill everyone on this planet and then themself.

You're honestly wondering if you're even helping the fish, or just prolonging its suffering, but your partner will only accept medical help for their many injuries or engage in basic self-care once they're confident that the fish is being looked after.

So you get a tank. You set up a filter and all that stuff. You learn way more than you ever wanted to know about water temperature and ph and nitrate levels. The fish is safe. You start to develop some affection for the little guy. Your partner begins to recover. The fish begins to recover.

Which is when you learn that in its 'healthy' state, the fish regularly refuses to sleep when tired, keeps begging for food that is obviously unhealthy for it (and struggling to eat the food that you do provide because “it tastes gross”), and continually tries to persuade your partner to take it out of its nice safe tank so it can go explore the wonderful world of Outside, where the slightest mishap will kill it instantly.

Your name is Adrian, and you kind of wants to strangle this fucking fish, statement.

#Phm #tw language

I must kindly ask Heather Fawcett to stop stealing my money

#I forgot about wondrous coming out and now I like the mystical cat shelter book and she's making more Emily Wilde books #How dare she!!!#heather fawcett

keplercryptids

i don't "date" and i don't "chill" and i don't "hang out." i make pacts. i swear oaths. i forge unbreakable bonds. this makes me a cool breezy person to take on road trips et cetera

cursedchildofchaos

@butterflies-and-bumble-bees @shadow-person-sd @schrodingers-blursed-kitty @cat-a-holic @argen-lobo-ridder @frogressive-rock

cursedchildofchaos

Wait this is genius

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Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

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We could have been eating him

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@cursedchildofchaos

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keplercryptids

i don't "date" and i don't "chill" and i don't "hang out." i make pacts. i swear oaths. i forge unbreakable bonds. this makes me a cool breezy person to take on road trips et cetera

cursedchildofchaos

@butterflies-and-bumble-bees @shadow-person-sd @schrodingers-blursed-kitty @cat-a-holic @argen-lobo-ridder @frogressive-rock

#Hi blood pact wives

kaiserouo

pov you see something alive after being alone for 40 years

cursedchildofchaos

@butterflies-and-bumble-bees (I don't even think you have seen this but I'm tagging you now, it's tradition), @drsquared, @schrodingers-blursed-kitty @hearing-in-color, @argen-lobo-ridder @frogressive-rock

#Phm #tw language

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Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

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@my-mom-does-not-have-it-going-on

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Wait what

What

@cursedchildofchaos

Santiago Cabrera and Milo Ventimiglia were both in Heroes??? Okay, time to lock in

#i vaguely remember milo ventimiglia being in it but forgot but not santiago cabrera #time to simp #heroes

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sahonithereadwolf

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

marlynnofmany

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

Me before Torberk: if I had to pick a favorite Once Upon a Witchlight character, I would probably say Gricko or maybe Frost, but really they are all great

Me after all this time later: Syd's favorite is Torrrrrrbeeeeek

#I still can't choose with Uprooted tho but... it's probably Bitsy and Grumley and Peggy but again they are all amazing #once upon a witchlight #I have started listening to this again - I would love to watch watch but I must consume them faster than that allows me to - tho I will mis #2x speed but that was attention span issue which I don't have as much and not a time issue #torbek #legends of avantris

corvusherpestidae

What if Minecraft villagers had actual cities. Big cities and civilizations, huge structures covering the equivalent of several kilometers, as big as a forest. There would still be little villages, but every now and then a larger city would generate.

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cursedchildofchaos

lol, fun fact, I have only played Minecraft like the equivalent of 10 times or less. But thank you.

But I do know some Minecraft YouTube watchers and Minecraft players

#Tho I did like terrorizing those villagers when I play

rylandgraces

How it feels when someone prevs you

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cursedchildofchaos

oh my gosh @butterflies-and-bumble-bees

aesuwang

I love them so much, I had to draw them in this twitter trend !!!!!

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@cursedchildofchaos

#gravity falls

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creekfiend

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

butterflies-and-bumble-bees

you can also just do both (dress up as ab old lady and go grocery shopping)

@cursedchildofchaos

#Aww you remembered lol

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you ever accidentally say “love you” on a phone call

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Yor is the best assassin ever cuz she just managed to kill a man in board daylight with just 3 words!!!

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