i'm fuckin' immortal

‘ I am pretty sure both options are HIGHLY displeasing and TERRIBLY offensive. ’

     ‘ barry, larry, harry ... !!!!! ‘

                                                   ░░░▒▒▓█ ▌ ☼ ☀   ۞   ☀ ☼  ﹔﹔

           ≺ ❝  ‘ my grandmothers are twin witches that can morph into one person , my mother was one of the land’s MOST WANTED women , my father is a tyrant who got stabbed right through the chest by legendary sages && survived . && killed one in the process .  he has also fooled GODS themselves . i am a famous thief whom wicked parents speak about to scare their children to sleep . ‘ ❞ ≻

≺ ❝  ‘  — is that enough to get you away from me ? ‘ ❞ ≻

@classiiic· || ❥

     a silver cup in his long-fingered hands. he’s trying to tempt the object to move even closer so he could lick the treasured surface. he’s thirsty. '  hmmmmmmmmmmmmm ...  are you available tonight ? because THIS— ‘ the cup in one hand, his crotch in another. 

      ‘  you wanna play a game to pass the time ?   i ain’t got a pack of cards but i have a pair of eyes .   you wanna go first .   ’

         Simon @ Nathan & Rudy atm.

         “…. My name’s not Barry…”

         prick.

               ❛   – – – truth or d a r e ?   ❜