《break my bones》

I declare @curlyshepardthots to be the biggest softie. I promise that he is the softie-est softie to ever soft and that's a fact. My name is Ponyboy Curtis, and I approve this message.

Don’t tell people that!! They don’t know that!! They think I might kill them if they look at me wrong!

What should I tell them, then? That my boyfriend is an arsonist who enjoys occasionally beating up racist cops when presented with the opportunity cause he's so tuff?

Well, when you put it like that....

I declare @curlyshepardthots to be the biggest softie. I promise that he is the softie-est softie to ever soft and that's a fact. My name is Ponyboy Curtis, and I approve this message.

Don’t tell people that!! They don’t know that!! They think I might kill them if they look at me wrong!

I won’t kiss you if you do.

"You...you wouldn't dare.."

“I would.”

"How dare you use your affection for me, against me."

“You do the same.”

"I can't argue with that, but I can argue with the fact that you won't let me smoke a weed when I already smoke cigarettes."

“You’re babey. You cannot have the weed.”

"Oh yeah? Then what can I have?"

“A hug.”

"Mmm...and a kiss."

“Alright.”

"So, I guess it's settled. I won't do a weed for a hug and a kiss."

“Thank god.”

I won’t kiss you if you do.

"You...you wouldn't dare.."

“I would.”

"How dare you use your affection for me, against me."

“You do the same.”

"I can't argue with that, but I can argue with the fact that you won't let me smoke a weed when I already smoke cigarettes."

“You’re babey. You cannot have the weed.”

"Oh yeah? Then what can I have?"

“A hug.”

"Mmm...and a kiss."

“Alright.”

I won’t kiss you if you do.

"You...you wouldn't dare.."

“I would.”

"How dare you use your affection for me, against me."

“You do the same.”

"I can't argue with that, but I can argue with the fact that you won't let me smoke a weed when I already smoke cigarettes."

“You’re babey. You cannot have the weed.”

"Oh yeah? Then what can I have?"

“A hug.”

I won’t kiss you if you do.

"You...you wouldn't dare.."

“I would.”

"How dare you use your affection for me, against me."

“You do the same.”

"I can't argue with that, but I can argue with the fact that you won't let me smoke a weed when I already smoke cigarettes."

“You’re babey. You cannot have the weed.”

I won’t kiss you if you do.

"You...you wouldn't dare.."

“I would.”

"How dare you use your affection for me, against me."

“You do the same.”

I won’t kiss you if you do.

"You...you wouldn't dare.."

“I would.”

I won’t kiss you if you do.

@curlyshepardthots Were you hanging out with the raccoons again?

Nah. I just turned into a raccoon spirit for a sec. :///

ppl w curly hair are so important