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heart: randomly starts beating faster me: what is it what do you see

we’ve explored more of space than the ocean….

Are there any links to this like ????

It’s bloody and has numerous wounds. It is believed that It got into a fight with something bigger

i do not like the words “something bigger” in this context

outrageously good looking family

Can I date a family?

I mean…shit good question…

I hate when you’re like “wow nothing is exciting anymore” and someone pipes up like “it’s called growing up” actually deborah, it’s called major depressive disorder but thanks for your input

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.

Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho

why is this so funny

Hands are weird because one of them can do absolutely everything without a problem and the other one can’t even hold a spoon

yes i would like to sign up for AP napping