curarpiktano

i’ve liked men my whole life and never actually been with one until two decades in. i think something in me was just waiting for the right man though, because most of them are awful and he’s god’s sweetest guy and i look at him and the world’s okay. we are going out for coffee this morning and all is right

i feel like there’s spinal fluid coming out of my butthole

i work at a school in support/guidance and every time i hear a teacher offhandedly mention their “second job” my heart breaks a little

sonic prime brings forth the amazing theory that maybe it’s not that sonic is fast, maybe it’s that he has the ability to alter time itself which is why he seems so fast to people who can’t see the way he does. and since he doesn’t want anyone to know that, he just lies and says he’s fast. maybe sonic has lived lifetimes and we would never know

ok k.o. fans wya

imagine being the barber that gave ninja a low taper fade

the deepest melancholy is realizing that you met a person too late. the dawning that, had you known them sooner, so much could have been different