HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

some of you are a little too pretty to be on tumblr i think you should be luring people to their watery demise instead

The beach at night will cleanse your soul

you heathens will reblog day specific posts any day of the week. i woke up thinking it was wednesday

happy wake up thinking it was wednesday sunday

it's fucking friday

happy woke up thinking it was wednesday sunday but it was actually fucking friday tuesday

I love that I can’t unsee the first impulse glance of that cat floating and I gotta share it. So much power, so mundane. Cat to the core. 

what if u saw a grim reaper out of his usual robes and it turned out his body was just a normal flesh body and only his head and hands were bones

they should invent falling alseep that doesnt take 3 hours

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

sometimes you just gotta say “cunt” and move on.