Get you a girl who might cry if you pull out

masturbating on the phone together is so romantic idc what yall say

Kiss butches stupid! Kiss butches til they become complete idiots! Kiss butches til they melt into a speechless puddle! Kiss butches!

giving you a sip of my drink because i love you. peeling an orange for you because i love you. running a shower for you because i love you. cooking for you because i love you. let me do things for you. let me take care of you and keep you happy and safe. let me love you.

guy who asks you if youre on birth control while he’s inside of you and cums real hard when you say no with a lil fear in your voice

i DO indeed want to hear about you jerking off to me and all the perverted stuff you thought of you must inform me about it expeditiously. how is it fair that you get to jerk off to me and i don’t get to jerk off to hearing about it 😒

Wanna suck on her boobs while she calls me her good boy

Horny but not in a I need to get off way, horny in a I need to get you off way

I need to live in a commune with a bunch of girls just as pornbrained and touch starved as me

Everyone knows that piercings your victim didn't ask for are cute. That heavy, dangling ornament that feels weird and unusual in her ear is just so adorable! You love that little flicker of dread every time she turns her head and it tugs on her ear, that little reminder that she's yours and everyone knows it. You should give her more, so that no matter what she's doing, part of her will be thinking of you!

date idea: you (horny), me (ovulating) & no condoms

let's mutually obsess and have unprotected sex

Does anyone wanna come over and play “eternally devoted husband and wife” with me?

Codependency and mutual obsession would cure me.

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