I feel like I need to talk about flat pussies and bulges + a quiz at the end to prove what you have.
So, recently I’ve had a lot of the girls telling me “I have a big clit though” in response to me humiliating their flat pussy and lack of any visible bulge. Apart from this being quite funny, I think it does need a proper lesson to put them in their place.
The average size for a boy is about 4” when soft and over 5.5” when hard. If your ‘clit’ is below 4” it is considered small. However, (and this is the good part), anything that is 2.5” or less is considered a micro penis by a real boy’s standards. It’s so small that it has to be given its own micro category. Now, obviously you’re not a boy, but even if you were, you’d have a micro penis. What’s more, boys also have width and profile to their cock which gives it good feel and a bulge profile. A tiny clit can do neither of these things. Either way, this is why we call yours a clit and we know that it’s tiny and useless. There really is no comparison in size!
Next, let’s talk about your front profile. When we look at a boy (clothed or in underwear) we notice that he has a big bulge and a serious ‘package’ taking up space. Girls like you do not have this. Instead, we just see a flat mound like shape and possibly a camel toe with underwear that hug the flat profile tightly. Where there would be a large cock taking up space, you instead have a flat mound, two girly labia and a tiny clit.
How do I prove that I really do have a cock??! (I promise!)
Take this quiz to find out and add up your score at the end.
1. What size are you (when soft)?
• less than 4” - 0 points
2. Can you fuck things like a boy can?
• yes I can fuck things (like a full size fleshlight) and my cock slides in and out all of the way with ease - 5 points
• no, I can’t fuck anything like a boy can and all I end up doing is humping in desperation - 0 points
3. How do you masturbate?
• I grip my big dick and jerk myself up and down like a man - 5 points
• I try so hard to jerk it like a boy and put my clit between my fingers (or other boyish method) - 2 points
• I rub my little clit like a girl - 0 points
• yes I have a large bulge and it is always visible - 5 points
• I have no bulge or I can occasionally see my little clit poking through (for example when my panties are wet) - 0 points
5. Can you pee standing up?
• yes I can pee standing up and I have no problem using the urinals like a man - 5 points
• I can try to pee standing up but I just end up making a mess. I almost always use the stalls to pee - 2 points
• I have to sit down to pee and always sue the stalls because of my stupid pussy - 0 points
• yes I get hard and my cock grows even more! - 5 points
• my little clit strains desperately and try’s so hard but ultimately I just end up with a leaky pussy and soaked sheets like always - that counts right? - 2 points
• no, all I can do is leak away out of my hole, pathetically soaking my panties and my bed. I will never get hard like a real man :( - 0 points
Add up your score and look at the chart below to see if you have a real cock or a flat leaky pussy!
30 points - I’m a boy with a real dick!
Less than 30 points - I’m a girl with a flat leaky pussy - please don’t humiliate me for it 😣
