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ššššHELLO. MY NAME IS ELDER MERLE. AND I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE WITH YOU THIS MOST AMAZING BOOK šššš
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āIt seems supernatural, but only because it is not understood.ā ā John Muir
I'm curious have you ever had a relaxer? Can you post a throw back photo of it???
i had a relaxer up until i was 20 lol (my mom was a beautician and straightened it when i was 5)
i cut it into a bob in highschool
then i rebelled (and wore way too much makeup):
then came the bowl cut in collegeā¦fml:
then the try to look like a sorority girl look:
then did this mohawkā¦thing to it in the summer and dyed it red (my eyebrows were also on the battlefield)
then i cut that shit off
no more relaxers
and in the last yearā¦.
(protective styleā¦damn i wore that sweater a lot..)
(i skipped a few styles, but you get the gist)Ā
This post is like watching a flower bloom
Bruh this whole evolution of your natural hair was BEAUTIFUL.Ā
mom you don't have to add something to everything you reblog
OH MY GOD -- I WAS ON TUMBLR FIRST!!!!!
"F YOU TUMBLR! I HAD S TO DO TODAY!" mom you're grounded
This is my sassy-a$$ daughter sassing me. Can you believe this? That's it -- I rescind permission to Tumbl!

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Hey:)
Hi!
"Ladies and gentlemen, the men of Tumblr. " those people didn't say they identified as male. Don't just assume they're guys.
Ok, how about "Ladies and Gentlemen, the 'Humans Attracted to Women' of Tumblr!"
Your blog is life, my friend. I hope you know that:)
I did NOT! Thank you, Nonny!
FUCK YOU, TUMBLR! I HAD SHIT TO DO TODAY!
JEAN LOUIS SABAJI Couture Spring/Summer 2013Ā
I am approximately 1/2 as tall as any of those garments.

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Oh, my Khaleesi!
Nobody wants an unhappy person working in a morgue. Not that they want a particularly happy one either.
Susanna and the Elders, Restored (Left)
Susanna and the Elders, Restored with X-ray (Right)
Kathleen Gilje, 1998
Oooh my gosh this is rad. This is so rad.
For those who donāt know about this painting, the artist was the Baroque artist Artemisia Gentileschi.
Gentileschi was a female painter in a time when it was very largely unheard of for a woman to be an artist. She managed to get the opportunity for training and eventual employment because her father, Orazio, was already a well established master painter who was very adamant that she get artistic training. He apparently saw a high degree of skill in some artwork she did as a hobby in childhood. He was very supportive of her and encouraged her to resist the ātraditional attitude and psychological submission to brainwashing and the jealousy of her obvious talents.ā Ā
Gentileschi became extremely well known in her time for painting female figures from the Bible and their suffering. For example, the one seen above depicts the story from the Book of Daniel. Susanna is bathing in her garden when two elders began to spy on her in the nude. As she finishes they stop her and tell her that they will tell everyone that they saw her have an affair with a young man (sheās married so this is an offense punishable by death) unless she has sex with them. She refuses, they tell their tale, and she is going to be put to death when the protagonist of the book (Daniel) stops them.
So that painting above? That was her first major painting. She was SEVENTEEN-YEARS-OLD. For context, here is a painting of the same story by Alessandro Allori made just four years earlier in 1606:Ā
Wowwwww. That does not look like a woman being threatened with a choice between death or rape. So imagine 17 year old Artemisia trying to approach painting the scene of a woman being assaulted. And she paints what is seen in the x-ray above. A woman in horrifying, grotesque anguish with what appears to be a knife poised in her clenched hand. Damn that shit is real. Who wants to guess that she was advised by, perhaps her father or others, to tone it down. Women canāt look that grotesque. Sexual assault canāt be depicted as that horrifying. And women definitely canāt be seen as having the potential to fight back. Certainly not in artwork. Women need to be soft. They need to wilt from their captors but still look pretty and be a damsel in distress. So she changed it.Ā
Whatās interesting to note is that she eventually painted and stuck with some of her own, less traditional depictions of women. However, that is more interesting with some context. Ā
(Warning for reference to rape, torture, and images of paintings which show violence and blood.)
So, Gentileschiās story continues in the very next year, 1611, when her father hires Agostino Tassi, an artist, to privately tutor her. It was in this time when Tassi raped her. He then proceeded to promise that he would marry her. He pointed out that if it got out that she had lost her virginity to a man she wasnāt going to marry then it would ruin her. Using this, he emotionally manipulated her into continuing a sexual relationship with him. However, he then proceeded to marry someone else. Horrified at this turn of events she went to her father. Orazio was having none of this shit and took Tassi to court. At that time, rape wasnāt technically an offense to warrant a trial, but the fact that he had taken her virginity (and therefore technically ādamaged Orazioās propertyā. ugh.) meant that the trial went along. It lasted for 7 months. During this time, to prove the truth of her words, Artemisia was given invasive gynecological examinations and was even questioned while being subjected to torture via thumb screws. It was also discovered during the trial that Tassi was planning to kill his current wife, have an affair with her sister, and steal a number of Orazioās paintings. Tassi was found guilty and was given a prison sentence ofā¦. ONE. YEARā¦ā¦. Which he never even served because the verdict was annulled.
During this time and a bit after (1611-1612), Artemisia painted her most famous work of Judith Slaying Holofernes. This bible story involved Holofernes, an Assyrian general, leading troops to invade and destroy Bethulia, the home of Judith. Judith decides to deal with this issue by coming to him, flirting with him to get his guard down, and then plying him with food and lots of wine. When he passed out, Judith and her handmaiden took his sword and cut his head off. Issue averted. The subject was a very popular one for art at the time. Here is a version of the scene painted in 1598-99 by Carivaggio, whom was a great stylistic influence on Artemisia:
This depiction is a pretty good example of how this scene was typically depicted. Artists usually went out of their way to show Judith committing the act (or having committed it) while trying to detach her from the actual violence of it. In this way, they could avoid her losing the morality of her character and also avoid showing a woman committing such aggression. So here we see a young, rather delicate looking Judith in a pure white dress. She is daintily holding down this massive man and looks rather disgusted and upset at having to do this. Now, here is Artemisiaās:
Damn. Thats a whole different scene. Here Holofernes looks less like heās simply surprised by the goings ons and more like a man choking on his own blood and struggling fruitlessly against his captors. The blood here is less of a bright red than in Carrivaggioās but is somehow more sickening. It feels more real, and gushes in a much less stylized way than Carrivaggioās. Not to mention, Judith here is far from removed from the violence. She is putting her physical weight into this act. Her hands (much stronger looking than most depictions of womenās hands in early artwork) are working hard. Her face, as well, is completely different. She doesnāt look upset, necessarily, but more determined.Ā
Itās also worth note that the handmaiden is now involved in the action. Itās worth note because, during her rape trial, Artemisia stated that she had cried for help during the initial rape. Specifically she had called for Tassiās female tenant in the building, Tuzia. Tuzia not only ignored her cries for help, but she also denied the whole happening. Tuzia had been a friend of Artemisiaās and in fact was one of her only female friends. Artemisia felt extremely betrayed, but rather than turning her against her own gender, this event instilled in her the deep importance of female relationships and solidarity among women. This can be seen in some of her artwork, and I believe in the one above, as well, with the inclusion of the handmaiden in the act.
So, I just added a million words worth of information dump on a post when no one asked me, but there we go. I could talk for ages about Artemisia as a person and her depictions of women (even beyond what I wrote above. Donāt get me started on her depictions of female nudes in comparison to how male artists painted nude women at the time.)Ā
To sum up: Artemisia Gentileschi is rad as hell. This x-ray is also rad as hell and makes her even radder.
I love art history.
Iām reblogging this again to add something that I also think is important to know about Artemisia Gentileschi. Back in her time and through even to TODAY, there are people who argue that her artworks were greatly aided by her fatherā¦. As in he either helped her paint them or just straight up painted them himself. Hell, there are a number of works only recently (past several years or so) that have been officially attributed to Artemisia because people originally saw the signature with āGentileschiā in it and automatically attributed it to Orazio. So, not only was Artemisia Gentileschi an amazing artist and amazing historical figure, but I donāt want it to be ignored that there are people over 400 years later who still wonāt give her the credit she deserves, just because sheās a woman and obviously women canāt paint like she did.
I love love love that you wrote all this -- I didn't know any of it and genuinely consider myself enriched by it. Thank you very much!
Iām doing important work here
there was a typo and now iām upset
Don't worry -- I am one hundred percent sure that there are typos in all of the other ones on the rack. I am also one hundred percent sure that most people will not notice or care.
Which is sad.
But the important question is this:
WHERE CAN I GET COPIES OF YOUR BROCHURE SO I CAN DO THE SAME THING BECAUSE YOU ARE AWESOME!!!
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So here's what people don't understand.
For those not in the U.S. who don't know who he is, Tavis Smiley is one of the very best interviewers working today. His name sounds silly, but he is anything but frivolous: he's an author, activist, public speaker -- amazing guy. He's not terribly well known because he focuses on issues like racism, diversity, and under-representation. The reason he's one of the best interviewers working today is that he has an uncanny ability to get people talking. He interviewed Prince. Who does PRINCE ever talk to?! Nobody, that's who. Except Tavis. Ok, so somebody said, "Hey, here's a great idea! Let's get Tavis Smiley -- the man who gets people TALKING, right? And let's put him in a room with BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH! Because what could go wrong there?" ::facepalm:: And here's the other thing. My fellow Americans, did you know that in the UK there's a long history of people who travel from place to place, sometimes in covered wagons? True: http://www.bbc.co.uk/kent/voices/history_intro.shtml In the US, most of us would probably call such a group Gypsies. But the term "Gypsy" actually refers to several ethnic European groups including the Roma, the Jevgjit in Albania, the Rudari in Hungary and the Sinti in Germany. Most of the "Gypsies" in the UK actually belong to a completely different minority group originally from Ireland. The politically correct name for these people is Travelers; derogatory names are "tinker," "knacker," and "piker". (I'm not sure if I have all that terminology right -- feel free to correct any errors.) I didn't know any of that until I spent some time in England and became friends with a guy who DELIGHTED in pointing out my inadvertent missteps. My point is that the terms we use to refer to people take their meaning from context. It is everyone's responsibility to find out any group's preferred name, true. But it's really not such a shocker that someone should use terminology that is non-loaded in his country but turns out to be derogatory in ours. Especially something like "colored people," instead of the more acceptable but linguistically similar term "people of color". And it's Benny. How would we recognize him if he didn't stick his foot in it at least once? I ask you.
IAN MCKELLEN IS A TREASURE AND WE MUST PROTECT HIM WITH OUR EVERYTHING