CULT HIT

I check to see if I have suddenly developed telepathy every few months.

my nacho chip to nacho cheese dip ratio is changing dramatically.

why is string cheese only good as string?

I bought a do-it-yourself at-home bikini waxing kit two months ago with a heating bowl and hard wax and sticks and everything... And that's about how far I've gotten with that.

I thought I saw Larry David in Pasadena today but it turned out to just be a very old man.

The kid I tutor asked if I saw Iron Man 3. I said not yet, then asked if he liked the first two. He said, "There's an Iron Man 1 and 2?"

One of the side effects of a medicine I'm taking is very vivid, lucid dreams. I had a dream about zombies.

my mother had a part-time job at a department store in korea while in her teens. she worked in the undershirts department, but said she wished she could have worked somewhere more glamorous, like the soaps department.

Something I've learned because I don't work on Thursdays is how much TV targets the kinds of people that could watch TV at 2 p.m. on a weekday.

i tried out for my high school musical. i didn't make it.

isn't it weird that all of our fingers have names? like thumb, and pinky and middle and ring and pointer. like we know who of all then are.

i'm housesitting and the microwave isn't working. how am i going to cook???

i'm watching the abcfamily teen drama about a deaf girl switched at birth on tv, but i'm also imgur-ing and facebook-ing. so some parts, it'll just go silent, and by the time i look up at the tv, i've missed half the conversation between two subtitled deaf people.

why do my knees get so cold?

i have such a strange relationship with exercising. i woke up this morning, remembered that i was sick, and was glad because it meant that i couldn't go running today.