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âHaha go on then, tell me how it happened. He came home and there was an eviction notice on the apartment door?â
âYes SirâŚ.â
âAnd thatâs when you came clean and confessed to him that Youâd been giving me all your money for months and were totally fucked?â
âYes SirâŚâ
âAnd then he broke up with you?â
âYes⌠*sob* ⌠SirâŚâ
âHahaha! Now what?â
âI donât know what Iâm going to do. Iâm so in debt, Sir. I have to move back in with my parents but then Iâll have to quit my job because I wonât be able to get there.â
âBecause I made you sell your car for my trip to the Caribbean, right?â
âYes SirâŚ.â
âHilarious. Well, if youâre totally broke I guess this is goodbye, faggot. Leave the door unlocked on your way out. One of my rich Cash piggies is on his way over to clean, drink some piss and worship some alpha feet. All the things youâll never have the privilege of doing again haha.â
âPlease SirâŚ.â
âOh alright. How much do you have left in that bank account?â
â$27, Sir. Itâs⌠literally all I have.â
âPayPal. Now. All of it.â
âYes *sob* SirâŚ..â
âLol! Look at your trash phone lol. Ah, money received. Great. You now can have the privilege of taking my trash out as you leave. And Iâm deleting you from my phone as you are now useless to me. Enjoy being broke, single and living with mommy and daddy loser haha. Out. Now.â














