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Herbert: Don't you ever say anything encouraging?

Valentin: I encourage you not to die.

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Émile: I know you feel betrayed—…

Fernand: Yes, well, that’s one of the unpleasant side-effects of betrayal.

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Curse your sudden, but inevitable betrayal!

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Gaspard: Talk to Émile, that’s what friends do.

Fernand: Nope. I’m gonna wait ‘til I’m on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately.

Gaspard: That’s your plan for dealing with this?

Fernand: That’s my plan for dealing with everything. I have seventy-seven arguments I’m going to win that way.

Herbert: How do you say my name in your language?

Renaud: Pendejo.

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Madeleine: I never brag.

Claudette: You once called your face the proof of God’s existence.

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I’m excited to bond a little with Simone. She’s like the sibling I never had…because the sibling I do have is normal and not terrifying.

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Valentin: I set fires to feel joy.

Herbert: That's adorable.

Emile: What are you doing? Five words or less.

Fernand, counting on his fingers: Out. For. A. Walk.

Fernand: Bitch.

Marie-Claire: Well, Alexandre, I have to say I'm really disappointed.

Alexandre: Well, you didn't HAVE to say it. You could've just thought it.

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Simone: What? So you go over to Marie, you tell her you think she’s cute. What’s the worst that could happen?

Fernand: She could hear me!

Ameline: Did you just refer to the knife as a "people-opener?"

Valentin: Should I not have?

Jean: I can’t believe you left Alexandre alone!

Thomas: He’ll be fine. He’s the King of France.

Jean: That’s just what he’s called, doesn’t mean he actually knows what he’s doing!

Sebastian: I have a permit.

Emile: This just says "I can do what I want."

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Simone: How long have you been in love with Marie, our enigmatic seamstress?

Fernand: Ahm, two years, seven months, three days and, I suppose, an hour and thirty minutes.

Simone: I thought as much.

Fernand: Do you think everybody knows?

Simone: Yes.

Fernand: Do you think Marie knows?

Simone: Yes.

Fernand: Oh, that is… that is bad news.

Simone: Well I just thought maybe the time had come to do something about it.

Fernand: Like what?

Simone: Invite her out for a drink and then, after about twenty minutes, casually drop into the conversation the fact that you’d like to marry her and have lots of sex and babies.

Fernand: You know that!?

[While undercover]

Tristan: Emile, I think you should pretend to be my father.

Emile: I don't want to be your father.

Tristan: That's perfect; you already know your lines.

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