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This blog is to share opinions about user-made adoptable (UMA)s hosted on Chicken Smoothie (CS), be it on Oekaki or the User-made adoptable pets/characters forum. ONLY species/communities hosted on CS may be discussed here, such as Kalons, Stars, Wermz, Cozies, etc. If you have no idea what these are, you're probably on the wrong blog.

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This is meant to be a salt blog since discourse is barely allowed on CS, but feel free to post sugar as well, I'm not going to stop you

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lmaoooo Swarm_Nest tried to steal masques and the mods locked the thread

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#masques

context for the tankmen keepsie thing

context for keepsies cloning: https://www.chickensmoothie.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=87&t=5060550&p=149579172#p149579154

#keepsies #rant

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Tankmen asking if it's okay to clone their (in their words) CHILD MINDED Keepsie feels gross to me. If you have to even ask, it's probably *not* okay? Cloning isn't "literally just cloning liek in an Epic Lab" it's the same as breeding.

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reblogging because this is the funniest shit i've heard. at first i thought anon was the crazy one but i looked into it and no. tankmen themself is freaking weird. you guys need to touch grass. keepsies are not real. and cloning is not even sexual. it is not the same as breeding. you extract dna and put it into a donor egg with the nucleus removed, which is then grown in vitro for awhile before being implanted in a surrogate. in keepsies lore, it's literally called "test tube cloning" (in vitro = test tube). there's also "love essence cloning" which i suppose a pervert could interpret as a euphemism for certain bodily fluids but is in reality a nod to the magical status of this species. keepsies do not reproduce sexually, they reproduce either by scnt cloning followed by gene editing or through magic. or so the lore implies.

further, tankmen decided to make their keepsie "age-regressed" in their own personal lore. now they are disturbed by the implications of their "child-minded" keepsie reproducing. huh?? ever hear the phrase "it's only weird if you make it weird"? they are literally choosing to think of their keepsie in a pedophilic way. they are causing their own distress. and i'm judging them for it. tankmen's own feelings about their keepsie is far more disturbing than cloning it would be.

#keepsies #rant

I don't understand the big deal with foddering. There's thousands of Keepsies, almost twenty thousand Wermz. THOUSANDS of these "characters". Who gives a fuck if someone has ten of them and doesn't do shit with them? Doesn't make a single artwork? Doesn't make a Toyhouse page and come up with lore? There's fucking thousands of these things. Even if someone has a hundred I do not give a fuck. There's gonna be a hundred more made by the time I finish writing this ask. So who cares if someone doesn't have a shrine dedicated to all of their freaking "characters".

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#wermz #keepsies

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opaquii is the worst wermz artist. i don't understand how people go feral for their designs. yeah sure they have a signature style. but their style is ass. even with the halftone dots and the highlights their designs are so flat. they all look the same to me. and the squiggle blush on every single werm they make just pisses me off. it doesnt look like a blush it looks like some weird hair that needs to be plucked. looks like the single curly hair on an otherwise bald cartoon baby. or a pig tail. opaquii literally has no range. they dont take risks. they dont try anything new. 99% of their designs could belong to the same litter. i wish they would mix it up a little and get out of their comfort zone. but i guess if it aint broke dont fix it right? why try something new if people are paying you for slight variations of the same thing? honestly theyre a genius, it probably takes them 5 minutes to whip up a werm and it doesnt matter if they run out of ideas because they can reuse a werm they already had with maybe 1 difference and people are still gonna be kissing their ass in hopes of getting it.

theyre a creator for sure, but are they really an artist?

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#wermz

Will Wermz go on hiatus this year?

Yes

No

Voting ended onApr 15

#wermz #polls

yes you should revive, come back and let everyone be filthy angry about the umas so the tea is piping hot and delicious

Okay I will. Start complaining people

No salt to any uma out there because some people are genuinely trying to make art for everyone and having fun so shut up

All the salt to salt blogs who think it's okay to set them up in the first place 💕 if you have complaints go open a ticket. dogtreat is a global cs mod! So is hellevi 🤗

stop hiding behind an anon <3 (I am posting anonymously because I know you rats will come after me and complain about me too, and I will not get harrassed by internet losers 🤍)

help this ask is so old those people arent even mods anymore 💀

Gentle reminder to stop doomscrolling 🩷

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does anyone remember what happened to bear run tolters? like. new thread, new whack rules, then bam. nothing. are they just dead now?

never heard of them

also sorry im posting this a year late lol

#bear run tolters

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will someone make a cs uma salt blog already I don't want to see it anymore on this salt bog

because we were really wondering

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should i revive this blog

responding to the person who said people are complaining about things that are valid criticism and i should read them....

yes, i see that. most of the time it is very valid criticism, but what im talking about is people writing things directed at werm artists (again, i am not an artist!) that make it seem like they owe you and the community things when that's just. not true objectively. it's a hobby, not a job. it's for fun, not an obligation. they're allowed to do what they want, when they want, and when they have the time. it just irritates me the way people talk about it. i don't think anyone's genuinely upset because they're having fun, that's stupid as shit. i just want everyone to think before they start talking like the artists owe them something.

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#wermz

I'm literally going to make my own fucking uma just so I can trade for wermz

Do it

#wermz

damn didn't win a single werm from the winter event

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#wermz

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Did anyone else in the wermz discord just see teaonfire delete a message complimenting someone's art 😭?? Staff on this UMA are so weird LMAOO

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#wermz

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what’s the point of there being breeding artists and general artists in wermz if the breeding artists are making normal wermz and the general artists are doing breedings

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#wermz

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