Arooooo!

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

my number one skill is being sooo cute and my number two skill is the ancient curse

if you've ever applied for a job you deserve 50 million dollars in financial compensation

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

"i think", i say, about my own ocs, who i made,

I think that if I unsubscribe I should stop getting the emails

Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

Crazy thing about #healing #recovery Small Victories is when you'll have some shit going on that's like, saying this would involve admitting how you used to be doing. You know? Like hey guys good news I'm gonna change my bedsheets this year

That's the thing about Doing Really Bad you kinda keep it to yourself. And then you start doing a little better & when you try to tell people this the vibe is like "what do you mean you were living in the sewer this whole time are you good?" while you're standing there like Yeah that's not the important part never mind that. I'm literally out of the sewer