𝘤𝘳𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘭 𝘨𝘦𝘮. (🇦🇵)

      ❝ no, no,  its  very  real.  ❞       well  as ‘ real  ‘ as you make it up to be,   that is.   after all she is nothing  but a shape bend by lightning.    however that is territory she would rather not cross right now.  humans are pretty  slow when it comes to understanding gem biology.

      ❝ yes.   it  makes  me  what  humans  like  to  call  ‘ cool ‘ .     the  truth  is  however,   that  i  have  had  it  since  day  one.        I  DON’T   EVEN  KNOW  HOW  IT   WORKS .    ❞

     ❝ it’s a TV show about the women of earth.. surviving..  in the wild...   ❞        she knew jasper wasn’t the easiest gem to persuade,    oh, she knew that all too well.     however the attempt to explain was surely made.       ❝ you see on earth there are many ways to waste your time and TV is one of them.     It’s this tiny box where you can keep up on what’s happening in the world.    you can also switch between channels to be surprised by something entirely else, you use the remote to do that.       it’s almost like we have on homeworld except it’s very outdated. ❞     pause.   breathe.   ❝  it’s like time-travel.  ❞

          ❝ what’s a sharknedo ?  ❞     suddenly her interest reached an all-time high.    whether she liked sharks or not, this conversation just became a lot more interesting.   ❝ that sounds amazing !      i  have  to find one !  ❞

      ❝ i am not sure if i can tell you anything about that but if you want to stay over for the season finale of ‘women in the wild’ feel free to do so.  ❞

      ❝ let me tell you about that time i build a drill to bring me to the center of the earth! i am sure that will impress you!   you hear me  !?   ❞    again.   but louder.       ❝ YOU HEAR ME !?  ❞

      ❝ nothing in particular. it just means i wouldn’t be the only fugitive.  ❞     for some reason she was even proud to share this information.   then realization took over.       ❝ you aren’t going to tell on me, right?  ❞

absolutely! I love ocs! I encourage it. 

     ❝ i think i have seen enough for today.  ❞      there’s a lot of pressure under her breath.     ❝ i am going to feel sorry for myself somewhere else. ❞

      ❝ have you ever committed any crimes?   you look like it.  ❞

      ❝ BEHOLD :   technology!    like you have never seen before!  ❞      a hovering tablet appears besides her.    she is holding it with her mind.    or at least, pretending to be.     it’s working however.    ❝ look at the things you  can’t  do!  ❞

      ❝ i never expected someone to actually ask me that question.    but since you asked so nicely.  ❞                     ---  ❝  that shark is my son, you nitwit !   ❞    --- ❝ calciumcontiplays are good for nothing.  ❞                ---  ❝ sharks are ocean kings. ❞             then she stopped.                       ❝ the last one i kind of forgot but i think it also had something to do with sharks. ❞