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Hello!!

Hemlo!

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How are you today?

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Eyei Am Feelimng Grate!

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Hello!!

Hemlo!

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Hello? A friend suggested to come here. Do you have anything for displaying my plants? I want them to stay safe but not hidden, my last guest was soo rude and keep knocking them over. 😠😓

We hamv display caeses and plaent pots!

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hey this is your friendly reminder that if you think that it’s okay to use autistic slurs, you are not welcome on this blog!!!

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you know what? while we’re at it, let’s make it explicitly clear what this blog doesn’t support:

- people who make fun of autistic people and/or those who think it’s okay use the r word

- people who make fun of other mental illnesses/disabilities (adhd, ocd, psychosis, schizophrenia, etc.)

- pedophiles, incest shippers, and people who fetishize gay relationships

- queerphobes and exclusionists ([bi/pan/ace/enby]phobes, terfs, swerfs, transmeds, truscum, etc.)

- nazis and fascists

- anti-vaxxers

get!!!!! off!!!!!! my blog!!!!!!!! it’s not for you, and i personally hate your guts!

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oh, also, anti-semites and xenophobes!!!!! go away you stupid bastards!!!!

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HELNLO! SORREE FOER BEINF GOONE!

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"Hi, Look-See."

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Hemlo Johnmy!! I limk ur liettle promfile picture!!

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“Thank you.”

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HELNLO! SORREE FOER BEINF GOONE!

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Heamlo OakLey! Haow are yoo? }

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HELNLO! SORREE FOER BEINF GOONE!

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"Hi, Look-See."

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Hemlo Johnmy!! I limk ur liettle promfile picture!!

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HELNLO! SORREE FOER BEINF GOONE!

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Excuse me, do you have flood lamps here?" The blond twin writes out on a note book

Looksee nods happily, slowly signing out ‘we have everything!’.

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Hello? It was... recommended that I stop by. Do you have any decorations for sale here? ( @totallyaveragemcdonalds )

WE HAVE LOTS OF DECORATIONS! PICTURES! PLANTS!! FAIRY LIGHTS! WE HAVE A LOT! THANK YOU FOR COMING TO IKEA!

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Oh!! It’s my pleasure, really. May I see some of those fairy lights?

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ABSOLUTELY! WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU LIKE? WE ALSO HAVE FLOWER ONES!

totallyaveragemcdonalds

Hm, I think just white should be fine. And.. I would very much like to get some flower ones, that sounds lovely!

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HERE YOU ARE! THE COLOUR CAN BE CHANGED USING THE REMOTE! THERES A SALE TOO, SO YOU GET 3 FOR THE PRICE OF 1!

The Birch bends down and hands you a few packets of fairy lights shaped like flowers.

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((Mary examines them for a moment or two, looking quite appreciative.)) Thank you very much ma’am. Oh! In that case, I will most definitely buy a few! How much will they be, in all?

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THEY ARE 12 DOLLARS, BUT IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO PAY WITH SOMETHING ELSE I AM VERY GOOD WITH COVERSION RATES!

The Birch looks very happy to have made her first sale.

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That is quite alright, I have dollars with me now.

((They smile, and hand her the appropriate pay.))

Thank you very much! I appreciate this all.

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ITS NOT A PROBLEM AT ALL! IM VERY HAPPY TO HELP! FEEL FREE TO COME BY ANYTIME AND WE WILL BE HAPPY TO HELP!

The Birch’s mouth slowly turns to a smile, which tends to be rather hard when you’re made of wood. She puts the money in the register.

#the birch #totallyaveragemcdonalds #((nsnfmgmlhgkgk

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