hmm

me: *goes to the ocean* me: *grabs a shark* shark: :O

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

primadonna girl……………………………………………………………………………………….

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@littlechubloves

YOU’VE TRIGGERED THE ALARM

youre not going to believe what object dislodged itself from the ceiling and began its descent to the floor, creating a loud meaty shlap sound upon impact, waking me up in the tender hours of the night

western cat twitters are like “HoOman” and japanese cat twitters are like “Today I will consider the state of things.”

Russian cats are right in the middle of the two

1 (𝓸𝓷𝓮) 𝕗𝕣𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕙 𝕗𝕣𝕪

where would we be withour kermit

you ever think about how “mountain dew” is a really poetic name and how, if someone didn’t know what it was, they’d probably guess “some herbal tea made from the finest leaves of the Alps”. but instead, it’s just, radioactive gamer soda

Fuck spreading hate like wildfire, spread this! Compassion, love and pride during pride month!!

This is beautiful.