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The tragedy of it all is that he never even knew that he was hitting on a post-menopausal megane

Yeah the viewing audience at home is here too

Leaving Room For Obama Webweave

Did a double take at the word “Tylenol” I think there may not be any hope there may have nevwr been any hope for me It was never supposed to be this way I know I never wanted to see myself in this position I gotta take care of the problem I gotta end it I’m just gonna go for a walk

I know through cryptic hints I’ve mostly been a door guy, or doorway guy if that’s what you wish, but for no reason in particular I really am getting onto the whole window thing now. Not that I’m playing favorites or anything. But it’s a slippery slope. Anything is a window really. You can grant or bar access but if you’re obscuring something you might as well be showing it.

Y did I summon the curse 🙁

Heard maybe the stupidest thing ever said to me in my life today