Crumpet | pl/eng | They/xe | Aro/Ace & objectum (techum) | Into so many fandoms, it'll make your head spin | Hey there, I'm Crumpet! Welcome to my corner of chaos! I'll post my many shenanigans here, whether it be silly ideas or art :D | All my art'll be under the tag "Crumpet's doodles" |Ocassionally I use we/us
My name is Crumpet, and this little hellhole of a blog is where I spend most of my unhealthily chronically online time! I post my art and hot takes here, under the tags #crumpet's doodles and #crumpet's shenanigans respectively! I know Polish and English, though most of my posts will probably be with the latter.
Some warnings do apply for this blog, especially for art- things such as gore, self harm, blood, eyestrain, and occasionally suggestive topics. I try to tag everything properly, but I do still heed you!
Artfight
INBOX IS OPEN FOR ANY ASKS AND SHENANIGANS!!! PLEASE BE SILLY >:DDD ASK CRUMPET AND SCONE ANYTHING!!!!!!!
More info + some oc refs under cut!
My pronouns are they/them/theirs and xe/xer/xer's, though I occasionally throw in a she or it to mix it up. I am aromantic and asexual.
I'm into a great deal of media! Here's a current list, along with the ones I'm currently focused on highlighted in purple.
Animation vs. Animator/Minecraft
At The Crossroads, Don't Turn Left
Blocktales
Dandy's World
Daycare Attendant from FNAF SB
Deltarune
ENA (Series and Dream BBQ)
Endacopia
Five Nights At Freddy's
Forsaken (SPECIFICALLY Taph + Mafioso and his goons)
Grace (Roblox)
Henry Stickmin
House of Leaves
House of Puso
Homestuck
Iron Lung (Movie)
Octonauts
Project Hail Mary (book and movie)
Minecraft
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
Neko no Teach-Kun (Teach the Cat)
Neon Genesis Evangelion
NETIZEN
Petscop
Phighting
Pokémon
Regretavator
Roblox (in general/nonspecific/admin or hacker lore, etc.)
Save Robloxia
Serial Experiments Lain
Sonic
Tankmen
Team Fortress 2
The Glass Scientists
The Lego Movie
The Moomins
The Sun and Moon Show (and affiliated shows)
Transformers (Mainly Animated, but I dabble in Prime and G1)
Ultrakill
Undertale
Warrior Cats
Wings of Fire
OSC Specific:
Inanimate Insanity, The Power of Two, It's Time For The, Burner, Epic Object Show, Contest For Millions Of Thousands, Objectified, Love Of The S*n, and Problems And Solutions
Main Ocs: (NEW REFS COMING EVENTUALLY I SWEARRR)
Crumpet:
Tart:
Tart is also the current header image ! With their mask off, they have their slightly transparent ears, which can be anything. Their tail is also weird and semi transparent, can change shape to whatever.
Scone:
^ By @/stormbreaker-290 ^
Scone's leg structure can change but is usually the paw one in most pictures. The most accurate colors are in the chibi ref. Sh scars are preferred, but optional to draw if they make you uncomfortable :]
(Ref for Scone is a WIPs that will probably never get done :] Crumpet can be drawn in pretty much every which way, whether a normal white cat, fleshy, or stick figure!!)
Btw I'll try to tag posts with [Scone], [Crumpet] and [Tart] for oc stuff but I'll. Probably forget sorryyyy
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this is what i mean by. uh. not very possible geometry. awesome. i think i might just be like, i think it's just seamlessly teleporting me? somehow? or employing some real fuckery
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i've noticed the longer i play in this world the more things keep changing. some of the hallways go to places they didn't before and some hallways just straight up don't exist anymore. i haven't really been posting because i've been too busy exploring but.... euh?
Man at my job just told me to “hold your little horsies just a little longer ☺️” about the task I’ve been waiting for him to complete or at the very least update me on for six weeks. Brendan, I will fuck your adult son. You’re gonna start seeing me at family Christmas. Horsies in tow.
you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.
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Would you ever make a tutorial for the faux porcelain animals?
here goess! the decoration process of this dragon:
started with this napkin. local grocery stores have been stocking new william morris designs for a couple of years now, and they continue to be a goldmine of patterns.
this method only works on a white/light background because the paper is very thin and not super pigmented. i have used a similar technique with thin satin fabric when i've wanted to put patterns on dark backgrounds. this spider has a satin-ed butt:
separate the top layer. a cool thing is that if you need symmetrical patterns, you can use either side of the paper -> just flip it over for symmetry.
i prefer cutting things out with small scissors. if the background of the napkin is white, you can get away with rougher cuts, but a dark background is a bit of a pain in that you need exact precision. i cut loosely at first so i can try the designs on the body.
to place a design, put down a layer of decoupage varnish -> align the piece and press in place -> smooth into the surface with a brush and add a top coat of varnish. use thin layers and work quickly so the paper doesn't get soaked to the point where it's easy to fuck up with the brush.
you can also do this with just white glue or something like mod podge.
if you need to remove something after it has dried, the humble toothpick has got you. wet it a little & rub away the paper/varnish.
here's the dragon after applying most of the paper pieces. i did end up adding some flowers while detail painting.
finally, unify & clarify & embellish the napkin designs by painting over and around them by hand. let dry, and apply several layers of gloss varnish for the porcelain effect. i use thick layers, just thin enough to not start dripping, and apply 3-5 depending on when the vibe is correct.
all of this is way would be way easier to do on unassembled doll pieces, but i need to see the whole thing at all times to make any design decisions.
all done!
[i'm flirting with the idea of starting a patreon. this kind of progress posts/tutorials are one of the things i might be offering, possibly for dolls/techniques picked by patrons.]
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