Crumpet | pl/eng | They/xe | Aro/Ace & objectum (techum) | Into so many fandoms, it'll make your head spin | Hey there, I'm Crumpet! Welcome to my corner of chaos! I'll post my many shenanigans here, whether it be silly ideas or art :D | All my art'll be under the tag "Crumpet's doodles" |Ocassionally I use we/us
My name is Crumpet, and this little hellhole of a blog is where I spend most of my unhealthily chronically online time! I post my art and hot takes here, under the tags #crumpet's doodles and #crumpet's shenanigans respectively! I know Polish and English, though most of my posts will probably be with the latter.
Some warnings do apply for this blog, especially for art- things such as gore, self harm, blood, eyestrain, and occasionally suggestive topics. I try to tag everything properly, but I do still heed you!
Artfight
INBOX IS OPEN FOR ANY ASKS AND SHENANIGANS!!! PLEASE BE SILLY >:DDD ASK CRUMPET AND SCONE ANYTHING!!!!!!!
More info + some oc refs under cut!
My pronouns are they/them/theirs and xe/xer/xer's, though I occasionally throw in a she or it to mix it up. I am aromantic and asexual.
I'm into a great deal of media! Here's a current list, along with the ones I'm currently focused on highlighted in purple.
Animation vs. Animator/Minecraft
At The Crossroads, Don't Turn Left
Blocktales
Dandy's World
Daycare Attendant from FNAF SB
Deltarune
ENA (Series and Dream BBQ)
Endacopia
Five Nights At Freddy's
Forsaken (SPECIFICALLY Taph + Mafioso and his goons)
Grace (Roblox)
Henry Stickmin
House of Leaves
House of Puso
Homestuck
Iron Lung (Movie)
Octonauts
Project Hail Mary (book and movie)
Minecraft
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
Neko no Teach-Kun (Teach the Cat)
Neon Genesis Evangelion
NETIZEN
Petscop
Phighting
Pokémon
Regretavator
Roblox (in general/nonspecific/admin or hacker lore, etc.)
Save Robloxia
Serial Experiments Lain
Sonic
Tankmen
Team Fortress 2
The Glass Scientists
The Lego Movie
The Moomins
The Sun and Moon Show (and affiliated shows)
Transformers (Mainly Animated, but I dabble in Prime and G1)
Ultrakill
Undertale
Warrior Cats
Wings of Fire
OSC Specific:
Inanimate Insanity, The Power of Two, It's Time For The, Burner, Epic Object Show, Contest For Millions Of Thousands, Objectified, Love Of The S*n, and Problems And Solutions
Main Ocs: (NEW REFS COMING EVENTUALLY I SWEARRR)
Crumpet:
Tart:
Tart is also the current header image ! With their mask off, they have their slightly transparent ears, which can be anything. Their tail is also weird and semi transparent, can change shape to whatever.
Scone:
^ By @/stormbreaker-290 ^
Scone's leg structure can change but is usually the paw one in most pictures. The most accurate colors are in the chibi ref. Sh scars are preferred, but optional to draw if they make you uncomfortable :]
(Ref for Scone is a WIPs that will probably never get done :] Crumpet can be drawn in pretty much every which way, whether a normal white cat, fleshy, or stick figure!!)
Btw I'll try to tag posts with [Scone], [Crumpet] and [Tart] for oc stuff but I'll. Probably forget sorryyyy
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random thing but i realized it might be helpful for some people so uh. theres this thingy where you can upload an image and it gives you a color palette based on it !
heres an example
and it also gives you the hex code values for them too its p neat !
I genuinely unironically like it when people use the word "relapse" without clarifying what exactly they're talking about. Like you've had a problem and you've been working on having less of that problem but you momentarily went back on your bullshit for a little there. None of anyone else's business what that was, you've already said everything they need to know.
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i dont mind people dubbing my posts for youtube shorts or whatever but i think they should make an effort to dub creatively. give me the snapcube milk looker voice. i want the milk looker voice.
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posting this with every artist tag i can think of, even if you dont do crochet, PLEASE TAKE RESTS FOR YOUR HANDS!!! no matter what medium artist you are, take care of your articulations
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I was walking out of the Walmart today, and a car passed me, and I got this incredibly vivid impression. It wasn't really in words, but if I had to put it into words, the two key points would be
a). I needed to watch that car and
b). That I needed to be careful, because the driver of the car was a massive bitch.
It kind of took me by surprise, because I really had no reason to be beefing with that car, and I also hadn't really had an impression like that since I was religious, which was in my teen years. Right? It'd been a decade since I had a little voice whisper in my ear, and I'd basically written it off as nonsense.
Anyway, I watched the car, because The Spirits or whatever were very insistent that I did. Car drove fine, went into the parking spot, inched forward, and right when it should've just stopped, the driver gunned it for some reason and it ran into the curb and cracked its bumper.
So, the driver got out, and she went to the front of the car to check that yes, she had cracked her bumper, and then she turned to look at me. The parking lot wasn't empty, but we were the only two people standing in that row, and I'd probably been staring at her for tenish seconds now.
She demanded very angrily to know why I hadn't warned her of the curb. And I could have said I didn't know you were about to gun it or is it my job to help every stranger park, or even could you have even heard me, inside your car?
And all of those would have been fine, but I was really, really busy digesting that I had somehow communed with Mormon Jesus again for the first time in fifteen years, and that the communion had mostly been there to let me watch someone park badly (?), so what I responded with was:
"Because it was foretold."
And I can't tell which would be funnier, if she went silent because there's not much to be said to that, or if she went silent because in Utah, she might actually believe me, but we parted ways without more words.
I'm still kind of digesting this myself, actually.
