Sup.

as someone who lives far away from any mountains this just doesn’t even seem real

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

Sometimes peace looks like having a cup of coffee alone, in silence.

I fucking HATE what we have to do for money. I hate capitalism. I hate that we have built entire systems worshipping numbers that don’t fucking mean anything. I hate living in a world where these figures can be the difference between life and death. I hate that these numerical values are how we measure our worth. People kill for money, they work until they can barely stay standing for it, they debase themselves to the point of dehumanization just to earn a little extra. I have lost a disgusting amount of time, energy, and life to the mandatory pursuit of money in order to survive and exist with dignity. I’ve had enough.

nikola tesla was like “you will live to see man made horrors beyond your comprehension” yeah dude and they’ll prolly be branded with your last name. how does that make you feel

Probably not to great considering if Tesla had the opportunity he’d probably strangle Musk to death for his pigeons entertainment

Petition to resurrect Tesla and sic him on Elon for sport

when your cat licks his paw…and then rubs his head with the paw…wow…that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..