fagging it up

nice reblogs, wanna fuck?

I was definitely born in the right generation. I love my vibrator and t4t moaning audios and sexting with people in different time zones.

give a trans guy you know $300 and a blowjob today. he deserves it

started a task, got distracted, started a different task, got distracted, now I'm standing in the kitchen holding something and I don't know if I'm arriving or leaving

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream of, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

im gods weakest faggot

i’m gods strongest tranny let’s team up. what if we called ourselves team rocket

all my love to other autistic people who just know jack shit. the ones who have no "infodump" locked and loaded, nothing they can rattle off the top of their head. the ones who have a specific interest in certain things but still not knowing a lot about it. autistic people who will never be able to memorise fun facts about something no matter how fundamental it is to them as a subject. the point of autistic interests are not being a secret expert on random shit, you just like it a real big amount

i love my dog facts. no i cannot remember my dog facts. i'll just have one appear in my head at the worst moment, middle of science class and i started infodumping about sighthounds 💔

the way they treat people with poor memory it's really like. extremely shit. people take poor memory to be some kind of flaw or fault with the person. where they believe that evidence of poor memory is done intentionally, and when someone is finally convinced that poor memory is unintentional then the person with memory issues is considered to be without the ability to think, have likes and opinions or have anything good or meaningful to say. people take their ability to talk over someone else as a given, or a as something funny. and instead of helping someone with an issue that can quite often be either very frustrating or very scary, these malakas don't even answer basic questions