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Fuck Popeyes

New vapes and cheesesteaks. The Real Thing in Towson is still the greatest cheesesteak in Baltimore County! https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx77D4ElXVC/?igshid=5dq0glmensfj

So stoked to try out some of the new flavors at @diablo_doughnuts! From top to bottom: Orange Slice, Lemon Bomb, PB&J (my favorite of the 4) and cherry pistachio #DiabloDoughnuts #GoodMorning #latergram #nofilter https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx7nx7NF4LG/?igshid=1ku1jxpu19i9v

The slice so delicious it demanded a sequel! Got the meat lovers 2 for lunch and surprisingly minimal meat sweats occurred #TheMostInterestingPizzaInTheWorld #lunch #latergram https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx2-RHplw99/?igshid=1b13442qwi1ly

Its official, Hawaiian snow cones are the best summer treat #Hawaii #Vacation #Cousins #latergram https://www.instagram.com/p/BxpuVXuFDZA/?igshid=1jrols2j9lofp

Unless I already have plans, I am always down for Plaza Mexico. Had the Alfredo Special which was shrimp, melted queso with Spanish rice and avocado. Along with the chori pollo and table side guac #dinner #nofilter #latergram https://www.instagram.com/p/BxoDeHmlp_g/?igshid=93r4sm6bion7

Working on a whirlwind of reviews from my big vacation! Fingers crossed everything will start posting next week. Pictured here is my first negative review ever! Whatever you do, don’t eat at China Poblano, these bbq steamed buns look very inviting but they carry a belly full of lies! #Vegas #Vacation #latergram #JoseAndres #fail https://www.instagram.com/p/BxP_mFMldb-/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=8m5tvhi96020

Honestly, does anyone still use this garbage platform? The only reason I haven’t deleted mine yet is simply because it needs to exist so no one else takes it. I know that’s mighty big of me to say since I’m still such a small fry, but that’s honestly the only reason I have it. I don’t check messages, followers or any of the updated feed. So if you are reading this then please follow me over on Instagram and Twitter, all you’ll get here is reposts from Instagram because I refuse to join this neutered bastard of a social app. Fuck off, Tumblr! Sincerely, everyone from MTR the Network

The brunch to end all brunches! Had a great time at @hickorysmokedgoodness today. Pictured here is the Harsh Breeders, @f8lyurs’ egg sandwich that was so good I completely forgot I wasn’t the one who ordered it and the Oink Madame #SMOKE #brunch #latergram https://www.instagram.com/p/BvXuz5zF4Fg/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ukno1g2xkjya

I didn’t celebrate National Pizza Day today but here is a trio of delicious slices I forgot to post for some reason or another. You can find these and a variety of others only at @sliceoftowson #NationalPizzaDay #pizza #latergram https://www.instagram.com/p/Btr0e6jly4G/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=bdp525ylf8xa

The word phenomenal doesn’t even begin to describe the culinary experience that is @foraged.eatery. We had duck leg confit that tasted like fine steak, cornmeal fried oysters with bacon jam, beef bone marrow with toast points and ranch seasoned pig ears. If you’re in Baltimore and you don’t check out Foraged, you’re doing yourself a huge injustice! Big thanks to @leahtemes for taking much prettier pictures than my iPhone could handle. #dinner #latergram #wow https://www.instagram.com/p/BsTSDYsgpVq/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=uvakxx45f7u0

Best crab cake grill cheese sandwich ever! @baltimoresoup #lunch #crab #cheese #latergram https://www.instagram.com/p/BsJiRMRgY0A/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=bddtibtu9psz

Wanted my last post for 2018 to be special and I couldn’t think of anything more special than the times I spent at the buffet with my dad. I can’t say that this past year has been the best there ever was, but I am eternally thankful for all that I still have, that goes double for the foodie community. I hope you all have a great/safe New Years Eve and thank you for making me feel like more than just a weird-o who enjoys food way too much. Here’s to another year above ground! MTR for Life! #NewYearsEve #dinner #MTRtheNetwork #friends https://www.instagram.com/p/BsEk_BMAVGh/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=159tw8vmxyw0z

The Crabby Melt is officially on the menu at @baltimoresoup in Towson! Without a doubt the best crab cake sandwich I’ve ever eaten! Get one before they’re gone! #lunch #sandwich #crab #latergram https://www.instagram.com/p/BsBsvF1ghah/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=r47t37309m4e

Peas & Carrots, Peas & Carrots, Peas & Carrots, Peas & Carrots! We didn’t listen!!! #GroceryShopping #SouthPark #veggies https://www.instagram.com/p/BsBKIVvgd6O/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1a56akk5g66ek

Thanks Santa! I hope everyone has a great holiday! #christmas #GraniteRock #AsSeenOnTv #presents https://www.instagram.com/p/Br0eqUggO7X/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1pc191phwn80g

Christmas Eve means watching Christmas movies while wrapping presents #ChristmasEve #movies #DieHard #tradition https://www.instagram.com/p/BrygC_egb2s/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=fktabwsqogrd