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I will always care more about the supportive cishet boyfriend at pride than i will about the wannabe cop queer person interrogating every “straight looking” couple to make sure they’re “queer enough” to be there btw. Don’t worry about your cishet boyfriend, he’s sitting with me eating an ice cream wearing a homemade little pride bracelet around his arm and he is the happiest he’s ever been in his life :]

imagine being stuck in a room for hundreds of years and you can’t move you just have to listen to marius de romanus talk and then he leaves but now you’re stuck with lestat

lestat calling armand a theatre kid and daniel calling him friendless when lestat is a theatre kid and daniel is friendless. watch out we have dumb and dumber here

Lestat as a severed head trapped in the fridge realising that several inches of hair were also chopped off by the machete so he’s stuck with the fuckass bob he said Louis lied about him having in season 1 until it can grow back.

thinking about the whitewashed amadeo paintings breaks my heart and makes me want to kill people. like that has to fuck you up it’s sending the message that his actual appearance gets him sexualized and objectified and abused, but for art his skin needs to be lightened and his features changed. when I catch you marius you will pay for your crimes

I want Armand to do something really fucked up and bad in front to Daniel and for there to be a moment where they’re staring at each other, and Armand starts to explain himself and try to justify it thinking that Daniel is freaked out by him, only for Daniel to walk towards him and pull him into a kiss

I want the next two episodes to have armand killing every band member one by one in different gruesome ways like a slasher film

Kinda hate how anytime someone wants to talk about Armand with any depth they must always precede it with a disclaimer about how they know that Armand is bad and evil and blah blah blah. I know it’s to protect themselves from people who will willfully misinterpret their words, but I for one think we should stop pandering to bad faith readings of the character.