CrowdRise

Matthew and #sidvicious are having a stern look contest. It's sorta like a staring contest but it's all about looking like an angry dad or principal or koala. #crowdrise

If you get a CrowdRise tattoo and then get it really close to your face your teeth automatically get perfect. Putting orthodontists way out of business. Sorry about it. Way.

TurboRoo was born without his front legs and was surrendered to a vet’s office at the age of 4wks. An amazing vet tech adopted him and give him a better chance at life. Now he’s CrowdRising for the Humane Society for Hamilton County to help other animals get that same chance - crowdrise.com/ParadeofPaws2015

Okay.  Thinking that covers it for now.  As always, so sorry if reading this has been a colossal waste of time for you and your entire family.

Pretty sure Katie is wearing an rarely scene CrowdRise bird necklace thing. And, there’s a real kid the pic. We think. Seen, not scene.

If you add the 240 and 101 race bibs in the background and divide it by your mom’s age when she was 10, you get 34.1. The exact number of people who have used a copy of Magna Carta as a kite. Crazy.

This is exactly how to do it. Framed perfectly. And, know that this fellow has not always been good at it. It takes practice. Like anything.

So many people are emailing us saying this pic is fake or a ghost. Hilarious. Ghosts don’t wear glasses. Unless they’re from Minneapolis.

You are only allowed to be this happy if you CrowdRise enough to get a CrowdRise hat. Or, if you’re a really good breaker. That’s breakdancer talk for breakdancer.

This is crazy. The human person in this pic is right-side-up and everything else is upside-down. Call Ripleys.

Clara from Angel City Pit Bulls doing her best Yoda impression. It's pretty good.

Windblown hair competitions are so, so competitive these days but no one can compete with Kara and she's got a mess of medals to prove it.

Mackie is the best looking dog ever plus she's one of the pups in training at the Warrior Canine Connection. So awesome and cute and don’t tell anyone I said cute.

Alexander testing out his Aldous Snow hoody at the Wonka factory… Mike Teavee style.