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God bless Las Vegas for charging two dollars extra to "go healthy"

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Instagram has started targeting me with ads for men's girdles. Related: why is this guy wearing a girdle?

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Haha. I don’t need to expand the #fatstrong empire just yet.

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In a way, I am also addicted to smashing my face into (and around) bread.

I think I’m going to try this look on my way to the gym tomorrow. Although, all my coats look like they came from the garbage and my gym clothes are ACTUAL garbage.

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Crossfit Exercises That Make Athletes Fart: Ranked

Have you ever wondered why Crossfit gyms insist on blasting Pit Bull or AC/DC during every work out? It’s to cover the veritable symphony of farts going on during each session. Here are the exercises that make people fart the most based on very scientific science methods.

1. Jump Rope

A true farting classic. If you’re looking to set a farting PR, the rope is the way to do it. It really is a great exercise when you think about it. What other movement causes people to fart uncontrollably and sometimes pee in their pants?

2. Wall Balls

If I do Karen (150 wallballs for time), I will fart at least 50 times without fail. My lungs run out of wind WAY before my abdomen does.

3. Heavy Back Squat

The fart at the bottom of a heavy back squat is the riskiest one of all.

4. Ab Mat Sit-ups

These are the worst because you’re putting pressure on your abdomen, but then every time you sit up you’re plunging your head into a cloud of your own shame.

5. Actually, People Pretty Much Fart During Ever Crossfit Exercise

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This was me last night getting into the bathtub after heavy clean and jerks, heavy front squats, and Fight Gone Bad all in a row.

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People who eat too much as a way of life see Thanksgiving the same way drunks see St. Patrick’s Day: Amateur hour.

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Ex-Subway spokesman Jared Fogle will get 15 years in jail for child-porn and sex crimes. Incredibly, he blamed...his diet

So, apparently losing a bunch of weight can make you want to bang kids, which is as good a reason as any to eat a giant sandwich (not from Subway) for lunch and then do a bunch of back squats.

“a forensic psychologist testified that the stress of Fogle's diet may have contributed to his bad deeds. "Once he lost weight, it seemed as though in a short time he had hyper-sexuality," the doctor told the court.”

Gross

God, Chris Farley was so awesome. This story couldn’t possibly rule more than it does.

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Hahahahaha I don't get it.

It happens every Monday.

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I think we can all agree that the world would be a better place without bullshit like this. We’re like two cultural steps away from reading articles called “BUTTS HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH”

Well looks like I know what I'll be doing at 6:05 AM tomorrow....going to this filthy gas station bathroom in New Jersey.

When you post about Crossfit a bunch on Facebook, there’s a good chance it annoys everyone. I know it. Everyone knows it. It’s not going to stop. However, one of the consequences is that I’m pummeled by sponsored posts from the most horrible Crossfit-related “blogs” that exist.

Who is clicking on that link? Like, maybe when you click it, a bear trap flies out of your keyboard and chops your hands off, because that’s something I would understand. But if people are actually clicking on crap like this, maybe we should just close up shop all together.

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Dear Crossfit Diary

Yesterday, my wife and I were planning to have sex, but then we both did Fran and instead decided to lay silently and stare at the ceiling.

What level Crossfit certification do you think Krusty has?

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