just read that the hockey - gay?? true?

I mentioned I watch hockey in one of my classes today and one of the kids I teach said “You watch hockey? I have never met a non gay hockey fan and I’m from Canada.”

Me telling my friends about Sidney Crosby

I feel like Ilya Rosanov would really enjoy watching professional wrestling during the off season because of the action and the drama but he doesn’t have the time to keep up with it, so he doesn’t know it’s all fake and Shane KNOWS it would crush him if he found out it was scripted so for a couple months every year his full time job is keeping this secret and threatening anyone who tries to blow it for him

About to have a slide in his house and a waterpark in his backyard

Me whenever a big sports star unexpectedly moves to a new team:

Centaurs WAGs group chat is 95% just talking about weird shit the guys do, like “hey is your husband also really interested in bees?” Or “hey is yours morally opposed to sunscreen?” Or “he’s going to be gone all day and the only thing he brought with him is a Diet Coke, not even like chapstick, why are they always so unprepared”

Things I could see Sidney Crosby spending his immense wealth on:

Because Shane is gay and has a good relationship with his parents and also can drive, I’m a firm believer that he’s bad at math and has to call Ilya about it ALL THE TIME. Like Shane is known as a really generous tipper at restaurants but really it’s just because he doesn’t know how much to pay so he panics and just gives them $500 for a $40 meal if Ilya is busy and can’t come to the phone.

“Connor Storrie spotted with a mystery woman”

Concept is t-shirts that are just so Ilya Rosanov coded