oh that I had been writ down an ass

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

#feminist retelling

Fonda Lee's prose is kind of average 90% of the time but then she hits you with "I won't get to see the future you desire so strongly. But I have already seen enough" and you just gotta sit and stare in silence for a few seconds.

Isthmus Isako, who worked on the side of the reunionists trying to reestablish communication with Earth, but won't even reply to her texts while drifting away from all of her loved ones. Dragonfly Martim, who worked on the side of the terraformists trying to transform Aquilo into "Heaven" (Earth), living with imposter syndrome that ultimately cumulates into him literally being transformed by force into a brain in a body that does not belong to him. Fonda Lee, I see you girl I see what you did there.

If there's one relatable quality about Bear, if there's a shred of a personality trait where I can see myself in him, it's the fact that he let so much crazy shit happen before he was willing to contact customer service.

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

don draper is one of the characters of all time. he's so effortlessly rich and handsome that women and men solicit him everywhere he goes. he's the son of a whore and grew up in a whorehouse. he inhabits another man's name like he's advertising a product to himself and the world. he's named after his mother's dying wish to cut his father's dick off. he's an award winning creative director. he's desperate for something real but can't handle anything true. he laps up the smallest crumbs of attention because he's starving for anything that resembles love but doesn't know what love really is and can't see it in the people who try the hardest to love to him. he both pissed his pants and accidentally blew up his CO like 5 mins after arriving in korea,