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i really cannot stand the character archetype in film of the "unpopular nerdy ugly girl" being portrayed by the most conventionally attractive, thin, clear-skinned actress ever you cannot tell me that amanda goddamn seyfried was some fugly lesbigay loser as a foil to megan fox you cannot tell me beloved babyfaced winona ryder was a social outcast at her school you cannot convince me that rachel sennott and ayo edebiri are notoriously "ugly, untalented gays" even riverdale lampshaded this by fully acknowledging that cheryl shouldnt have starred as carrie in the school play and it shouldve been ethel cause ethel is The Fat One Nobody Likes and ethel even IS chubby enough that you could actually consider her "fat" but she's still an acceptably Cute type of fat but in the end she STILL gets denied the role anyway. real ugly and/or fat girls are straight up not allowed to exist on camera even when the narrative tells you they're there they're not actually there. im just so tired. where is the acne. [flinging myself against the walls of my padded cell] where is the acne where is the acne wwhere is the fucking acne
Started watching The Good Place the other day.
op how does it feel being the funniest person on this site
The Good Place characters and how fast they’d pick up on Dracula
Eleanor: If Eleanor came to Transylvania on a business trip it was definitely a scam on her part to begin with, so her mental transition would be going from “I am scamming this rich old guy” to “Maybe this rich old guy is scamming me?” She’d figure it out, but the question is whether she’d do so before throwing herself headlong into seduction by the vampire brides.
Chidi: On the one hand, Chidi would be desperately trying not to judge Dracula for different cultural customs and be polite to the point of endangering himself. On the other hand, William Jackson Harper said Chidi would have survived Midsommar because he would have bolted the second things started to get weird, so by that logic he might have just frozen in place when the villagers warned him about the castle, panicked about whether it was worse to break his business promises or offend their cultural customs, and not gotten on the carriage.
Tahani: Tahani wants to make a good impression on aristocracy. Tahani is doomed.
Jason: I actually think Jason would figure out that Dracula was bad news pretty quickly, just not necessarily that he was a vampire. He’d start by going everywhere he wasn’t supposed to, learn this dude is some kind of serial killer kingpin, and then when Dracula says “You can go but there are wolves outside!” Jason would say “Sweet, bro!” and go out and get eaten by wolves.
Cocoa powder loooves spilling on the counter when I'm trying to be so careful
cocoa powder and powdered sugar are beautiful sisters whos prefered habitats are in order: the air , the countertop you just cleaned, and y our lungs ☝️

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eating rice, there's definitely an upper limit to how much you can eat, but thinking about it in abstract? when filling a plate? it's hard to conceive of it. that's what makes it so dangerous
eighteen inch nails: i want to fuck you like two animals
which integral ∫ solving method i think would be tlt necromancers favourite - a post:
∫ harrowhark -> integration by substitution
just like any ex situationship can be lobotomized into ortus, a simple u term could replace any troubling expression. it's a survival tactic really, it helps you keep going, but the truth behind the temporary aid can't stay unadressed forever
∫ ianthe -> reshaping into derivative/function form
it's efficient yet impressive, perfect for a ruthless lyctor like her, but it might require abandoning some parts which seemed so integral (get it) to you, a very kill your darlings situation
∫ mercymorn -> using partial fractions
because who doesn't love separating things or jods into tinier elements
∫ augustine -> using inverse trig functions
it's simple, it's very elegant, it's kind of boring, but can bring some unexpected thrill
∫ ortus -> using tech
he doesn't have the time or patience for calculus so he just types definite integrals into his gdc, there are better things to do like fucking ur mum
∫ palamedes -> integration by parts
well first of all i just think he'd be pretentious like that. it's also a method you only really have time for when stuck in a river bubble. but also i think it could be very poetic given the whole campal. because it's so contradictory to the lyctorhood process. like nonono actually only by recognising the two beings inside of a one as separate identities can you go any further. no more i'm your end. i think pal would get so emotional over it. like go camilla get your sense of self outside of servitude, math says so
the rest of them would only really use the basic formula, maybe except for judith who i can picture solving differential equations for fun
Yeah she did all that shit free her

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CHICAGO (2002) dir Rob Marshall
Chicago the musical is mostly about the media circus but it's also about two people acquitted of the murders they very much committed getting into the worst lesbian situationship you ever did see
CHICAGO (2002)
This is basically what happens in Chicago right

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inspired.
a bra and a hijab are the same thing in many ways
Hijab is not much different from many different hair coverings which used to be extremely common throughout the world. All of those had their own religious connections with them. Hair coverings were often a tool of both religion and "modesty", the loaded gendered concept. Nowadays it's most commonly associated with Islam therefore it strikes out as Abnormal. A bra too serves the same purpose, yet its considered the "acceptable" tool of Modesty with no loaded baggage whatsoever while Hijab is the "backwards" tool of modesty with Evil Baggage. The same concept, when it's Muslim racialized, is Backwards and Violent, yet the violence of the bra, because it is accepted among White people too, is acceptable and invisible
Can you imagine if tomorrow wearing a bra was seen as completely backwards, but nothing else changed socially for women, yet the new policy was to force women to take their bras off in public? What, that sounds like the wrong way to go about it to you because it would be humiliating and misogynistic? Now lets apply that humanity to other people's cultures