"Only I know how this all turns out."

Now I understand why you're so short. It was your mother who passed the midget gene to you.

I don't think blowing myself up would work. Do you have any other ideas?

Are your parents taller than you?

That's a nice song. Now, I see why you're evil. Songs about evil are always catchy.

How come you can get a loyal worshipper and I can't get a single loyal friend? That's a bit unfair.

Why are you so evil?

Do Septarians have a better eye sight than most?

What is one thing that enrages just by thinking about it?

My lord, I'm in need of assistance in deciding between satin or velvet for the tablecloth of the shrine I wanted to create. Which do you think will look best?

Do you still breathe or did you stop doing that because there's no need to?

What is it like being immortal?

Have you ever had any friends?

Toffee🖕and ☠️

Rasticore has solved a difficult math problem and gotten the correct answer in one try. I told you he's smarter than the average stapler.

I hate double standards. If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job" do it at your home and you're "destroying evidence."