Official Tumblr of the Betty Crocker Corporation

This is the official account of the Betty Crocker Corporation.

ne4t th4t i 4m on your logo but i did not give permission for us4ge of my likeness

i dont trust this blog it smells like the batterwitch

ok answer me this "betty crocker employee"... why did my muffins say they needed non-greek yogurt but i didnt have that and they came out with a breadlike texture . do u have baking advice

using your companies cake mix made me start seeing incomprehensible visions. im suing

Obey. Submit. Consume.

is ur typing quirk just proper capitalization and punctuation? #lame

i am the most cisgender ever youve never seen anyone as cisgender as me and you know ive thought about it and maybe tried a bit of makeup. and played with my pronouns. ironically. because im cool with the transgenders and wanted to see what its like. so its like so many layers of irony deep you wouldnt even underSTAND my sicknasty logistics.

woah woah woah. transphobic crockercorp??? i can excuse genocide but not transphobia...

why are you calling Dave "Mr." if you don't respect him

go now....

Do you like jane Crocker

is jorkin it allowed under the rule of the betty crocker corporation

so you're pro yuri but anti reproducing

betty crocker says "cease reproduction" but what if a girl wants to get her bf pregnant? can she make an exception just this once?

would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more video games or have games unlimited games but no games

Why is ur box mix like 7 dollars I have a family to feed dude