Critical Role Kink Meme

Azune/King Gus

Azune/King Gus bc I think extremely direct hands on approval from an authority figure he clearly idolises a little might (temporarily) fix our saddest boy

Fill 1

Fill 2

Julien/Azune, Azune/Other, dubcon and hurt/comfort

When Azune comes to Julien out of the blue asking for advice regarding flirting & seduction Julien is a) smug as hell because see everyone knows he's great at this and b) convinced this is Azune's extremely odd way of trying to show interest and is down with that.

Instead he finds out Azune was researching to be able to essentially dubcon himself for the cause while using alter self to be a bad guy's spouse/preferred courtesan/etc, either for infiltration or distraction purposes. Julien absolutely loses his shit about it, bc that's not okay to be asked of anyone

bonus pts if no one else knew that was going on and other people also lose their shit

extra bonus pts if Azune has trouble understanding why Julien is so upset, he's not injured or anything and it was useful?

SUPER bonus pts if someone briefly mistakenly thinks Julien put him up to it

Azune/any, restraints used by the arcane marshals

Based on the most recent ep and the references to the particularly nasty restraints the arcane marshals have at their disposal to deal with casters, as well as Azune's indication of feeling anxiety that people's anger at the conduct of the marshals generally impacts how they feel about him.

Basically: Azune worries about how the person he is sleeping with truly feels about him being a marshal, and instead of unpacking these emotions at all takes some of the more unforgiving restraints from work and asks them to use them on him during sex as a kind of penance-slash-proving-where-his-loyalty-lies combo situation

Bonus points if his partner does figure out it's not entirely healthy but not until partway through

Julien/Aranessa breeding kink

Look with what everything it would be absolutely terrible idea for Julien to put a baby in his liege lady but his dick did not get the memo

Julien having terrible guilty fantasies while he jerks himself raw, Aranessa having the same, or actual fucking, I would love any and all of it

Thaisha/Halandil + Kattigan

I would love to read about Thaisha and Hal catching up, perhaps following from that "I've never loved you more" the night of the dress rehearsal, having sex again probably for the first time in a while… but also inviting Kattigan to watch.

Please give Thaisha her due appreciation

MANY bonus points for Thaisha and Hal still being very much in love

DNW

any pregnancy talk

piss/scat

epithets ("the other man" "the ranger")

Azune/Fellow PC, Overstimulation

I would very much like it if someone were to make Azune come until he cries. I'm open to just about anyone in the party for this Bonus:

bondage

praise

DNW

noncon

piss/scat

epithets ("the other man" "the ranger")

Vaelus/Azune/Hannan, self objectification

Azune has observed that Vaelus and Hannan want each other but have a hesitance that seems to come from the reverence they each hold for the other (and/or the arguments and tension). Having a third party in the middle to get them going and who they don't need to worry about respecting (or being gentle with, if still angry) is a perfect solution. And hey, Azune is nothing if not a solutions-oriented guy who gets off on being useful

bonus if they are both in fact very charmed by him but he doesn't work that out for ages

extra bonus if Azune is really matter of fact and does not see why anyone would be concerned by the way he is thinking of himself as a sex toy to help his (honestly quite new) friend hook up with her frenemy/person she has a complicated r/ship with

Vaelus/her goddess

Sam/Whitney, brat4brat

Fascinated with Whitney expecting to be the chaotic irresponsible one making Sam's life hard only to have Sam turn the tables on her and force her to step up and take charge. Would like to see that dynamic but sexy, with two bratty subs racing to bait the other into topping.

pegging. bonus for Sam receiving anal while taking his turn on top. I feel like a power bottom man/service top woman scene would be fun.

spanking

Taliesin/anyone, that episode 4 outfit

Tal went full goth for Halloween and. Wow! The whole cast was unfairly hot. Maybe something about him domming someone with the harness on or someone else trying to smear his lipstick?

Alex / Brennan - Brennan tops and edges Alex

Specifically id love a shy Alex and confident Brennan!

++Good boy/pet +Begging ++++++Edging with eventual Orgasm ++Body Image Issues mention /body praise for Alex

Maybe Brennan is being initiated as the GM, and now it's his turn with Alex? Perhaps a "very private"meeting?

Ashley/anyone riding

I just need someone to write about Ashley riding someone’s dick. That’s the whole prompt. Could be someone’s strap or one of the guys.

Aabria/Matt/Brennan, Eiffel Tower

"You want to Eiffel Tower him with me?" - Aabria in ep 16

I really just want him to get eaten out and crying from how good it feels. He could be trans, genitalia swapped due to a spell, etc. Preferably by Teor or Kattigan, but I’m not picky.

+overstimulation +virginity kink +him having to lowkey be held down to stop him from accidentally moving (he strikes me as the squirmy type)

-scat, blood, etc. -heavy degradation

Julien/Alogar

Julien makes sure to train all of his soldiers well on the important things: how not to get killed by undead on your first day, the appropriate ways to get absolutely shitfaced, and how to be a very considerate lover to your fellows

mentor/stuudent first time

julien being a very thorough and considerate lover

anything with the weird dynamic of this being Thjazi's nephew but also Julien genuinely valuing his position at Castle Torch and respecting Alogar on his own merits

julien was telling the truth…he didn't fuck Thaisha's son, Thaisha's son fucked him

Occtis/Julien, Giving proper respect

In episode 16, Occtis reminds Julien he is a lord of a high house and Julien has not been giving him much in the way of proper respect

I want to see Julien give Occtis that proper respect :3

It can be sarcastically calling him 'sir' that becomes accidentally sincere It could be that they encounter a situation where Julien must act more demure or pretend to be even lower in title that usual for a ruse, perhaps having to pose as Occtis's servant or guard in order to collect information or stay together It could be a curse that makes Julien be forced to mind his manners and give respect (not difficult to imagine him incurring the wrath of some kind of witch on a bad day) It could be a convoluted contrived situation where he is now legally Occitis's vassal

Whatever manner you decide to approach it from, what I want is Julien having to give proper or even extra respect to Occtis hierarchically and for it to be reluctantly or against his desire or will, I want him sour and humiliated about it

Bonus points if you have him call Occtis 'sir' Extra bonus points if you manage to make him have to debase himself to give proper respect to Thaisha as well

Azune being manhandled

In episode 19, when Filoneus Halovar grasped Azune's shoulder not long after Hal had held his shoulder too made me really like the idea of Azune being manhandled, especially by guys bigger than him Einfasen is bigger than him too no doubt due to the goliath blood and I would love for him to be trying to intimidate Azune or even just being casual and clasping his shoulder or neck I just want guys touching and manhandling Azune, especially in a way he is uncomfortable with but situationally unable to dislodge it

Bonus points of he trembles at any point or flinches or in some way involuntarily have a physical reaction out of discomfort or fear

Hal/Azune, daddy kink

look me in the eye and tell me episode 19 didn't make you think of this

Azune/Any, Praise Kink

Azune wants above all else to be useful, and praise is one of his biggest weaknesses. He really is such a good boy, so sweet and obedient.

M/M pairing, maybe Julien, Kattigan, or Teor?

Azune being embarrassed at how much praise affects him

Wicandsr needs to bathe, he steps out to the spring and Kattigan lays down in bed and sends Wuldeic after to keep watch. Wulfeic and Kattigan watching gets them mixed up into a shared horny that results in one sorcerer pinned to the edge of the hot spring by a rutting wolf.

Thimble/any M except Thjazi. Size difference. Thimble in charge.

Let's figure out how to include our pixie in the kink meme fun.

All day talking dirty straight into her partner's ear, unnoticed by others. Having to deal with it in public.

Walking up and down her partners naked body like it's a tract of land she owns.

Instructing her partner how to touch himself.

A little bit of mild pain play using her needle/sword to remind her partner to pay attention.

Giving her partner a show from right in front of his face.

Straddling her partner's cock like a horse and humping to get herself off.

Fisting her partners urethra.

Lathering herself up in come.

Various interesting properties of fairy dust?

Kattigan solo, masturbation, drug use, chronic pain.

Favorite scrungly hot guy is having a bad pain day and is trying to power through by self-medicating and layering some orgasms on top. He should have some problems getting it up and sustaining, but he gets there eventually. Bonus if he's fantasizing about people he knows.

Wick/dudes, noncon

A handful of enemies the soldiers have faced have expressed some pleasure in the idea of bringing a Halovar down low. Would like to see Wick getting his face shoved in the dirt a little more.

+ Humiliation ++ Forced orgasm + Wick assaulted in front of other Soldiers +++ Wick assaulted near other Soldiers, having to keep quiet so they won't see him being pathetic and disgusting.

Julien/Hal/Torn Banner Soldiers, brat!Julien, dom!everyone else

Tyranny perching on Wick and now Teor's chests as a sleep paralysis demon is so funny to me but lets take it to the next step. Terrifying sleep paralysis demon except she's also riding your dick.

Wick is the obvious choice, and I think there's something fun for it being a workaround to his vows of chastity, but I would also be down for Teor/Kattigan/another character

Wick/any, feminization

Wick, as it turns out, cannot "butch it up." Perhaps he'd be better off going the other way.

Fine either forcefem or consensual, but I do want Wick to be into it however reluctantly.

Hal/Any, knotting

Remember back in campaign 2 when it was pretty common in fanon for orcs to have knots? That again. I have a slight preference for Azune or Occtis, but anyone is good!

Bolaire/Hal/Occtis, Occtis wears the mask

Bolaire wants Hal, but feels wrong wearing a stranger’s body to be intimate with him—especially this most recent body. Occtis doesn’t want to be a virgin anymore, and has harbored a crush on Hal for quite some time. Hal wants to take care of them both. They come to an arrangement that benefits everyone.

Bolaire/Julian D/s DDLB Orgasm Denial.

I feel that Bolaire and Julian know each other better than either has revealed. I also feel that Bolaire is a Dom over Julian, and after the behavior at the funeral by Julian, he is not happy with Julian. In fact, I feel like Bolaire feels like a proper punishment is needed for his little boy, a bit of orgasm denial, a bit of teasing, no relief until his boy apologizes for his action.

Occtis' dick no longer works, at least in the traditional sense. Using magic or alchemy or whatever means you like, Occtis figures out a way to have sex that's fulfilling and lovely for both himself and his partner. Strap-on? Oral/hand stuff? Go wild.

Thaisha/Hal - Marking/Possessive Sex

C4E5

Aabria: Don't fuck anyone while I'm gone Liam: No promises

Thaisha accepts the consequences of her decisions. That doesn't mean she can't make it clear to the next person sharing Hal's bed that he belongs to her.

Wicander/The Soldiers, free use, earning his keep

Wicander is a liability when it comes to traveling the wilderness, but he’s determined to prove his worth somehow. They all come to an arrangement.

Wicander/Tyranny, spanking

Tyranny slapping Wick's ass as "discipline" awakens something in Wick.

Murray/Primus Tachonis

Look she didn't just make a vein on his forehead throb while sassing him if you know what I mean

thaisha takes good care of her sweet boy. can be as light or heavy on the actual kink as you want (though personally i like A LOT OF IT), mainly interested in seeing thaisha being maternal towards occtis even during sex

breast sucking (+++ handwavey druid magic allowing for actual breastfeeding??)

Azune/Bolaire/Other (Hal) - possessed sex / sex by proxy

So…Bolaire's usual hosts, not great for sex (what with the being decaying corpse?), which is a problem for Bolaire and his partner who want to get it on. Luckily, Azune is here, and he wants nothing more than to be useful. I imagine Hal is the one who makes the most sense, but I'm not picky.

Azune being awake/aware

POV Bolaire or Azune, and them talking telepathically

Azune having secret/unrequited feelings for Other

praise kink!

treating Azune like a toy / focus on oral bc mask

mostly i just think we should be using Bolaire for really weird threesomes

Wicander/The Soldiers, sex pollen, dub con(?)

Wicander gets hit with sex pollen, the rest of the soldiers help him work through it by passing him around like a blunt. I want him to be embarassed and shy at first but enthusiastic by the end, the goal is for everyone to enjoy themselves (most of all Wick) but it’s hard to avoid the dub-con rating when sex pollen is involved. Extra points for Wick being a clueless blushing virgin, extra extra points for him getting tag teamed by Teor and Kattigan.

Julien/Occtis, A/B/O, arranged marriage

Growing up in a family of Alphas that see Omegas as useless, Occtis was only ever made to serve one purpose. When the ritual fails and leaves him Hollow, his family has no use for him. Primus is eager to be rid of him the only way he knows how, but who would want a dead thing for a mate? Enter the eldest son of House Davinos, whose family is similarly desperate to see him mated, though for different reasons. Julien’s father is tired of his partying and the image it paints of the Davinos House, but who would make an honest Alpha of him with his reputation? Perhaps someone who doesn’t have any other choice.

Occtis is sent to mate with Julien in a political union of the Houses Davinos and Tachonis. Nervous and insecure but relieved to be leaving his family, he is determined to make this work if it keeps him away from his father. Too bad Julien seems determined to scare him off—as if Occtis even has the choice to leave.

Here for all the angst with a very happy, soft ending.

+hurt/comfort +heat cycles +enemies to lovers

Murray/any or Murray solo