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dodomedic

Approaches Dodo with a bottle of his finest wine and a block of cheese. "Hey. I want to clear up any misunderstandings."

"oh a European's weakness!" He preens, and then pulls out some bread and cured meat, best to make it a whole meal. "Please clear it up! I have probably forgotten it if I deemed it unimportant. I understand this will help you though." he waves his hand as to make the other continue.

crimson-warrior

Hakuro flashes his fangs as he smiles.

"Great! Now, remember when--"

Suddenly, a tiny white fairy flutters through Hakuro's head and comes out the other side, holding a glowing orb.

"Tee-hee~! Got your train of thought~!" She giggles wickedly before flying away.

"........."

Blinks.

"I.... Was I just...mind robbed???"

dodomedic

"that bitch stole your thoughts!" Pulls out a bug net, from somewhere. "Lets catch her and pin her to the wall!"

crimson-warrior

"Hell yeah!" Hakuro cheered as he placed the wine on a counter. "Gods, I hate thought fairies so much!"

He takes the lead, chasing after the fairy as he creates a large bubble of blood in his palm.

dodomedic

“as long as they don’t steal our thoughts of their demise!”

follows after with a moderate skip

crimson-warrior

Cue epic and funny montage as they chase a malicious fairy throughout the compound. Hakuro throws blood bubble after blood bubble....and the fairy dodges each time.

But does Hakuro remember to clean up the blood splatters?

Nope! Too hyper focused on getting revenge.

#dodomedic #kek

crimson-warrior

Has a random ADHD thought while making the waffle batter.

"Hmmm....what's a word for 'sad and horny'?"

crimson-warrior

*opens Google and searches it*

"....Melanchorny...."

"HA! That's funny!"

#ic

green-x-reaper

"Honestly, I'll never understand the uh....'milk' fetish with these people."

"I don't either. I haven't been able to produce in years."

crimson-warrior

"Like, I get wanting to put a bunch of hickies and bite marks all over a hot piece of flesh but like....to feed off a grown person...as a grown person????"

#green-x-reaper

Has a random ADHD thought while making the waffle batter.

"Hmmm....what's a word for 'sad and horny'?"

#ic #open

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"I personally think waffles are superior to pancakes. Why? They have a bunch of holes in 'em to hold syrup."

Takes out his waffle maker.

"Anyway, who wants waffles?"

#ic

He's currently taking a stroll in a little suburban area. (Yes, he has his glamour on.)

"Ahhh, July 4th, the time of year for pretty bombs and dismembered fingers by idiots."

Cue explosion followed by screaming.

"...I wonder if I'll meet a hot EMS person..."

Takes out cell and dials 911.

#ic #Happy 4th!#DON'T BE DUMB!!!!

green-x-reaper

Uh-oh. Cramping.

Double it and give it to the next person.

crimson-warrior

*is minding his own business, having a wonderful evening*

*suddenly, pelvis area contracting, stabbing levels of PAIN*

*doubles over, hugging his stomach*

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--!!!"

#green-x-reaper

transfemmbeatrice

sometimes the cool worldbuilding leads to great porn. sometimes the great porn leads to cool worldbuilding. this is known as the circle of life

#heh

*horrid garbage disposal coughing*

*HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!*

A bullet flies out of his mouth.

"Ugh! Fuck... Excuse me!"

#ic #He got shot up earlier #It's fine it comes with some hunts/bounties

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dodomedic

Approaches Dodo with a bottle of his finest wine and a block of cheese. "Hey. I want to clear up any misunderstandings."

"oh a European's weakness!" He preens, and then pulls out some bread and cured meat, best to make it a whole meal. "Please clear it up! I have probably forgotten it if I deemed it unimportant. I understand this will help you though." he waves his hand as to make the other continue.

crimson-warrior

Hakuro flashes his fangs as he smiles.

"Great! Now, remember when--"

Suddenly, a tiny white fairy flutters through Hakuro's head and comes out the other side, holding a glowing orb.

"Tee-hee~! Got your train of thought~!" She giggles wickedly before flying away.

"........."

Blinks.

"I.... Was I just...mind robbed???"

dodomedic

"that bitch stole your thoughts!" Pulls out a bug net, from somewhere. "Lets catch her and pin her to the wall!"

crimson-warrior

"Hell yeah!" Hakuro cheered as he placed the wine on a counter. "Gods, I hate thought fairies so much!"

He takes the lead, chasing after the fairy as he creates a large bubble of blood in his palm.

#dodomedic #blood bubbles are perfect for sucking up pests

dodomedic

Approaches Dodo with a bottle of his finest wine and a block of cheese. "Hey. I want to clear up any misunderstandings."

"oh a European's weakness!" He preens, and then pulls out some bread and cured meat, best to make it a whole meal. "Please clear it up! I have probably forgotten it if I deemed it unimportant. I understand this will help you though." he waves his hand as to make the other continue.

crimson-warrior

Hakuro flashes his fangs as he smiles.

"Great! Now, remember when--"

Suddenly, a tiny white fairy flutters through Hakuro's head and comes out the other side, holding a glowing orb.

"Tee-hee~! Got your train of thought~!" She giggles wickedly before flying away.

"........."

Blinks.

"I.... Was I just...mind robbed???"

#dodomedic #I actually forgot what my ask was about #So Hakuro forgor too

tieflingkisser

lesbianslimefriend

here's where to find it on windows 10

the-tiny-dragons-tea-room

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

the-tiny-dragons-tea-room

IT GETS WORSE

I had to turn this off, but it's something that allows Windows and anyone using your device to generate text/images.

LOBOTOMIZE YOUR MACHINES

marougus-the-dragon

AI is a freacking plague, I share this for any windows user.

crimson-warrior

"You have a daughter??? Oh my god! That's so cute!" He gushed, scooting closer to the other. "And it's so sweet how to play games with her! What's her name? How old is she?"

erxsxre

"Technically, if adopted or in my current care counts, it's not on paper but you never know, one day, I'd let it be her decision either way..." He scratched the back of his head a little sheepishly, lowering the pink Hello Kitty switch down onto the table. "Her name is Eri, she's 6."

crimson-warrior

"Only 6?? Awww! And Eri's a pretty name too." A thought passed through his mind, he wondered what happened to her parents. To be taken away from them at such a young age...

Pushing that sad thought away, he points to the pink feline switch. "Is that hers?"

#erxsxre

crimson-warrior

He's currently sobbing over his second cup of pina colada.

"Uuuuhhhhhhhhh huh huh huuuuuuh....!"

Dear lord, what could he be crying about?

crimson-warrior

Hakuro's drunken gaze lingered on Rasturn's scaley face for longer than what is comfortable. His right eye blinked slowly before the other followed.

"Whuh...? Uh...worms..." He looks off to the side for a second. "Okay, first of all...if you're talking about the normal parasite, no, I can't get them. Second of all, I just now realized that you have no idea what I'm talking about. And third, please don't explode the sun."

#irritablereddemo

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crimson-warrior

He's currently sobbing over his second cup of pina colada.

"Uuuuhhhhhhhhh huh huh huuuuuuh....!"

Dear lord, what could he be crying about?

irritablereddemo

The dragon slinks around and inspects the cup, perhaps a visage of death has appeared? no, none but those kitschy paper umbrellas to be seen. Rasturn drapes his neck over the other and a claw braces the cup. perhaps he doesn't like the flavor of penis alotta? koala? he can smell the pineapple from his new resting spot. "Shawn doesn't return your feelings?"

crimson-warrior

"No...it's not that...!" Came a reply through sobs. "It's just...."

He turns his head, exposing his tear stained face.

"I just...hate FEDS...so fucking much...!"

"I wanna kill 'em all!!"

irritablereddemo

Rasturn takes the momentary lapse in attention to snatch the drink cup and all down his gullet. Clearly he didn't need anymore, Rasturn was doing Hakuro a 'solid' well he hoped it was because half of it was liquid. "Feds?" followed shortly by a stupid statement and Rasturn suddenly felt at least 65 million years old. Understanding why parents say 'give you something to cry about'. He wondered how Shawn managed with Hakuro for 10 years in the little pocket dimension. He gets up from his position, feeling that his concern had been played and having no desire to continue this charade.

crimson-warrior

"Yeah! Feds! You know, Federal agents! The scum of the earth!" He groans. "Ohhhh how I hate them!"

He goes for another sip of his boozed-up pineapple juice but upon seeing that the glass was empty, he blinks at it.

"Wuh...? Ugh, whatever. I don't care." He said, pushing the glass away from him. "Just like how I don't care about how the wyrm taint is spreading!"

That was a lie, he does care. He cares a lot.

He lets out a sigh. "I don't want this world to end, Rasturn...I like it. It's my second home, you know?"

irritablereddemo

"I have never met a federal agent." There was no glass, Rasturn had eaten the whole caboodle and was deciding if he wanted some table to go along with it. Fiber was good? His second eye lid peeled back, he didn't care about wyrm taint either, it sounded like one of Hartmut's many sexual slang. Other than he owned a wyrm taint when he desired to have one. How much his cunty sub liked to dress him up with such sloppy use of languages. "this world is unlikely to end any time soon, the sun would have to." He made a fizzled out hiss. "or the moon leaves, and then the humans cook themselves." he gestured with his tiny claws, he would be fine. some of his offspring might perish which was a sad thought; but nothing was forever.

crimson-warrior

Hakuro flexed his empty hand and sighed.

"Yeah, I guess but.... I fear that the wyrm taint will bring the world's end before the sun explodes." He presses his forehead against the table as he rubs the back of his neck with both hands. "Ugh...fuck, I guess I've taken on way too many missions that involve cleansing the taint. I should take a vacation before my brain just...." He makes an exploding noise as he extends his fingers out.

He peeks back up at Rasturn. "I've fought....a LOT of wyrm agents. And let me tell you; they are scary as fuck. ....Worms in human skin..." His body shivers as those words fell from his mouth.

#irritablereddemo

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