Creetale's Tales

RE2R

• Can make a weirdly accurate cat chirping noise and will have full conversations with the local stray cats using this power.

• Also uses it to wind up his roommates dog because he thinks its funny.

• constantly has bruised hip bones from walking into literally everything whenever he tries to go anywhere in his apartment without the lights on.

• Everyone hcs him as a bad cook but I can see him being able to do very basic meals so that he’s able to get all the nutrients and stuff that he needs for training.

• quiet walker, constantly scares the living daylights out of his roommate. Uses it to prank said roommate when he hears them stealing food in the kitchen at 3 am.

• has infact peed in a sink before just because his friends were. Still feels guilty about it. He was like 14 when it happened.

• Slightly pudgy where he’s still growing into his muscle, has a weird habit of tracing the stretch marks on his lower abdomen when laid on the couch watching a movie

• Once had a girl compliment his nail beds in a café and he walked into the door on the way out. Now refuses to even walk past the cafe due to embarrassment.

• when he’s getting off or having sex and going multiple rounds/experiencing multiple orgasms, he has a really bad habit of letting his tongue go limp after the first round and he ends up drooling literally everywhere while whining and moaning like a slut.

• *accidentally coughed, sneezed and vomited at the same time once, he ended up sitting on the floor near the toilet he just vomited in for 20 minutes afterwards trying to recover from the sensation.

RE4R

• once accidentally bashed his head so hard it broke his comms headset mid mission because he sneezed and head-butt a box. Had to do like 3 weeks of training to control how he sneezes, now sneezes almost silently and its really weird looking because he sort of just twitches and sighs quietly.

• sleeps with a weighted blanket and a weighted stuffed animal to help him relax. Also has sleep onset insomnia caused by ptsd so is on a prescribed dose of melatonin. Snores but like the silly murmur snore not the snort one.

• Bleached his hair because it was patchy in colour from sun exposure and it annoyed him.

• really bad at eye contact with people, Hunnigan tells him off for it constantly.

• feels bad every time he does something stupid over comms and Hunnigan has to deal with it, buys her a coffee whenever he’s back to apologise.

• quiet on missions is usually indicative of something bad on the way, so has multiple white noise makers around his place to help him chill out some.

• managed to fall asleep on his back with his knees to his shoulders and head dangling off of the break room couch once after a bad mission and confused literally everyone as to how the hell he managed that. No one woke him though.

• forgets to do basic human things like eat drink and pee when locked in on a task so has to set alarms on his phone to remind him.

• still meows at local strays but now its to call them over for feeding time. Has accidentally adopted a full colony of cats, each one has a name.

• gave himself bleach burn on the lower stomach the first time he bleached his hair because he wanted his happy trail to match, refuses to ever do such a thing again.

• incredibly insecure about his scars because they’re mostly keloid scars and he thinks they’re really ugly. They’re not, he needs someone to kiss them and him all over and tell him he’s the prettiest boy ever.

• stretch marks all up his arms and around his shoulders/upper back from how quickly he bulked up between re2r and re4r. Genuinely does not care about them, he still has slight stretch marks on his lower stomach too from back when he was still a pudgy little rookie and despite being 6 years older and significantly more traumatised he still traces those stretch marks when laid on the couch watching a movie.

• Like I said in the previous post, I hc that Leon got diagnosed with hyperspermia around this time, and when he got the letter explaining the condition he was so incredibly embarrassed about it for no reason. Actually called in sick for a few days so he wouldn’t have to see anyone and had mentally convinced himself Hunnigan would think he was a pervert when she looked on his file. It got to the point Hunnigan actually had to sit him down and tell him the hyperspermia means literally nothing to her or anyone else. She convinced him after giving him a chocolate donut from her box in the office.

RE6/Vendetta

• has put on a bit of weight and lost some muscle because of his alcoholism, refuses to take of his shirt during intimate moments. Cute purple stretch marks have blossomed around his hips and he hates them, first time in his whole life he’s been insecure about something as minor as stretch marks.

• Has a collection of limited edition whiskey bottles that he’s never touched. Saving them for when he’s sober enough to drink them without worrying about relapsing. They all have notes hidden under them of who he wants to drink them with when he’s sober, Claire knows about this because she found out by accident after finding Leon shit faced in a bar and him trying to grab the bottle with her name while drunk. Leon doesn’t remember this and Claire refuses to tell anyone.

• keeps in contact with the families of people that died on missions with him, ends up having a whole fiasco around thanksgiving because he’s been invited to like 30 different dinners and can’t attend them all.

• has a picture of Chris wearing a dress printed in his wallet, no one knows where its from or why he keeps it.

• post vendetta while recovering he started to develop an oral fixation, Hunnigan bought him one of those chew pens because he kept breaking his pens while writing his reports. Still breaks his pen mid report and then switches to the chew pen, Hunnigan has given up on trying to explain that he’s supposed to just chew on the chew pen, not chew on his normal pens until they break and then switch. She just sighs every time she gets a report with an ink splotch from a pen killed by Leon’s incessant gnawing.

• got referred for hearing aids after china because all of the explosions seriously damaged his ears and hearing, however he doesn’t actually bother to go to said referral until post vendetta when he’s sober. Chris laughed at him for 20 minutes calling him old for needing them. He got his referral in the mail that week, refused to look Leon in the eye for a while after that.

• still sleeps with the weighted blankets but now has multiple weighted stuffed animals that sleep with him. He forgot to put them away before a quick hook up one time and spent 10 minutes sulking about embarrassing himself only for his fling to show him their collection of stuffed animals.

RE9

• rich cat man, every cat in his colony has a micro chip that activates the cat door and lets them into the house. That way he can lock up but still let the cats free roaming.

• has woke up with at least 15 cats on him before. He runs hot so they like to steal his warmth.

• before elpis he had a really bad problem with the cats obsessively trying to lick his infection site, he had to lock his bedroom door because they would NOT leave it alone.

• post elpis he can start to sleep with the door open again and the cats now constantly lick the scars left from the infection, he’s given up on trying to stop them he just kind of accepts it now.

• has finally started to drink the bottles of limited edition whiskey he was keeping, he and Chris have already cleared a few bottles to themselves without much issue.

• has a slight pudge in his stomach from weight that refused to budge after he gained it as an alcoholic, he was insecure about it for a little while but if you suck him off and caress the little pudge all of a sudden its his favourite part of himself.

• will make the worlds dumbest joke to himself at 2am while raiding the kitchen and lose his mind giggling at it for the next 20 minutes.

• Because of how much bulkier he is he has a huge appetite, he’ll eat enough food for a family of four easily. Post elpis he gets a fair bit of energy back and is really revitalised, he’ll start to eat even more, to the point he gets a little pudgier. Don’t get too attached though, as soon as he notices he’ll work it off fast, an unfortunate loss to the Leon dad bod lover community.

• Oral fixation still going strong, sherry taught him about adult chew toys designed for rough use and he owns multiple, he started using them around age 40 (I like to imagine after death island he reached out to sherry and got fully back in contact) after multiple near relapses into alcoholism. He found that chewing on stuff helps with the cravings and after a while gum stopped cutting it.

• has the worlds most beat up 1986 Toyota Camry that he refuses to let die.

• cannot sneeze just once, he will sneeze like 6 times in a row and have to take a second to regain his composure afterwards.

Chris Redfield

Chris has an incredibly fat cock, its not that long but the width makes up for it, pretty even all the way, except it kinda has an almost crest shape where it tapers out slightly in the middle but only on the underside, kind of built like a combo of a tower shape and a 'D' shape.

Big ol head too, like a fat thing not much like a mushroom more like a bigger version of the ball on a shuttlecock. Not cut and actually quite heavy on the foreskin, his foreskin gets a bit darker nearer to his tip bc of hyperpigmentation and he used to be really insecure about it when he was younger because he thought the colour made him look dirty.

Nearly got an adult circumcision bc of it but pussied out a week before and got a telling off from claire bc it was a waste of money for the booking bc insurance wouldn't cover that.

A fling in his mid-late 20s said it made his cock look so much more masculine than others and it boosted his ego sm he was pretty much instantly cured from his insecurity.

Hes pretty hairy too but its trimmed and cleaner than most mens facial hair, he hates the feeling of being unclean like that.

ALSO BREEDER BALLS. im not sorry this man's nuts are fat and heavy and sensitive as fuck knows what, he accidentally almost waterboarded an ex with his cum after she touched them and the sensation caused him to orgasm instantly.(he now warns people about it because the guilt of nearly killing someone with his spunk is so much worse than the awkwardness of telling them about his sensitivity)

Not really sensitive anywhere else except for this one spot on his lower back that no-one knows about except an ex-situationship from when he was still a fighter pilot, she ranked over him and was one of the only women he would sub for. (i feel like hes a service dom but can be a beautifully trained sub for the right lady, or man, he isnt fussy)

Leon Kennedy

Leon has a fat long cock but with a thinner base and smaller head, and it curves out and back in again like the middle is further away from his torso than the head, also hes circumcised and his dick flushes this beautiful adorable shade of pink

When hes younger hes usually clean shaven bc he gets weirdly insecure about having quite thin and light pubic hair, but he has it done so that he almost has a fade from his happy trail because thats one of the only parts where his body hair comes in thick and hes too emotionally attached to shave it off.

An ex fling laughed at it before he started doing the fade because it just stopped abruptly where his pubes would have started and it looked sort of goofy so he started doing that.

Stopped doing it around his 30s because his body hair had gotten darker and more coarse (at last).

Also, hyperspermia. he didn't realise until he was 19 that having his orgasms last 1-2 minutes with constant spurting wasnt actually normal, nor was being unable to go more than 2-3 days without getting off unless he wanted blue balls.

Got diagnosed around Re4r era and immediately got really shy about it because he felt like it was a bit of a waste on him because he (in my opinion) doesn't want kids because of his job putting them at risk so doesn't often cum inside to be safe.

Later figures out hes actually infertile to the point of sterility (im thinking like death island-vendetta era, his late 30s caused by years of alcoholism and generalised abuse of his body from BOWs).

Goes HAM now he knows its actually completely safe to cum inside as much as he wants. gets sulky though because he cant go as many rounds as he used to and it means he cant fill up his partner as much as he wants to.

Sensitive nips, lower back, lower abdomen and neck for the pre and re2r era, by the time re4r happens only his nips and lower abdomen are still sensitive. Very weirdly sensitive belly button, had a girl shove a bullet vibe in there after she discovered how sensitive his lower abdomen in general was and he came so hard he nearly passed out.

Re4r to vendetta he refuses to let anyone choke him, has a fling with ada at one point where she tries to choke him, knowing he used to have a sensitive neck and bc it wasnt on his list of hard no-gos (i can see them engaging in CNC/dubcon and having a no list, communication is key) and he panicked immediately and jabbed her in the side, not enough to do any damage but enough to hurt and say that he was done for the night without needing his words.

Death island leon, however has recovered very well mentally, and from that point on can engage in asphyxiation without much trouble. Always insists his partner check with him first though.

Also from re4r era to Damnation/re6 era he tries to come off as a dom with all flings (except ada). by the time vendetta hits hes so mentally tired he cant keep the act up and reverts back to his old subby ways. Vendetta in particular, despite his slight erectile dysfunction/whiskey dick, cums incredibly fast from being man handled in a gentle way, like throwing him onto the bed but making sure he lands softly and holding him firmly but not enough to leave a mark? yeah no hes gone.

Also RE9 leon has a new found thing for silver streaks in his partners body hair despite being caught multiple times trying to dye his pubes bc hes adamant hes "not that old yet."