i collect beasts

Leaping Lilkos!! Who's this friendly face?

These are Lobows! More commonly referred to as "Louies," these lithe little leapers absolutely love lettuce! In fact, I located about seventy three louies in a leap year! Earlier today, I looked at four of these lovely bat-like creatures!

( four louies in a lowboy filled with lettuce! One is blue, one is purple, one is orange, and one is green! All are laying on their lower backs, their tummies colored yellow! )

From my journal yesterday, and in the lower left of the first image, someone likely noted their backside, which was zippered up like a loathesome life-jacket!

Now, I can hear you all attentively listening for my lowdown on what's concealed inside these lazy litterbugs, and, I can show you!

( an 'unzippered' louie, alongside my laudable attempt at illustrating it! )

As you all have no doubt laid eyes on, looking at an unclothed louie with the naked eye leads to an apocalypse of alliterations! I'll be loathesomely lacing my sentences with the letter L until Labor Day!

Thusly, I deliver my lackidasical rating as:

5/10. Look, I loathe their luster.

THE SCEEBIE-LONS.

( shortened to The Sceeb )

Best beware these deceptive balls! Covered in a fine hair, I've spotted these critters laundering around private residences and golf courses!

(What was I doing there? Legal activities, of course, )

( two sceebs on a golf course. One is purple and the other is blue. Both have long yellow appendages and bright red ears. )

Sceebs are very sociable creatures, just not to humans. I've seen them interact with ants, anteaters, capybaras, cats, dogs, zorgs, bipples, vampires, you name it! But if you scoot yourself towards a sceeb, I'm afraid you might not like what you find!

( a sketch of an attacking sceeb, alongside some sceebscabs )

Sceebscabs aren't fun, folks! Five days of vertigo for trting to get close. Be careful now!

It's for that reason that my official sceeb rating is:

7/10! Cute to look at, not to touch.

(I did manage to peacefully sketch some sceebs befriending each other, though. )