āļø Ā Ā NETFLIXāSĀ Ā THEĀ Ā DOĀ Ā OVERĀ Ā PROMPTS Ā Ā !
Ā triggering Ā / Ā nsfw Ā may Ā be Ā present , Ā these Ā are Ā taken Ā from Ā varying Ā seasons Ā of Ā the Ā show.
ā Ā Youāve gotta stop staring at me, man. ā
ā Ā Reunions are strange. They bring up a lot of feelings about your past. Ā ā
ā Ā Were you a jock? A pothead? A Drama Club kid? A loser? Did you get the girl? Ā ā
ā Ā Who did you want to be, and who did you actually become? Ā ā
ā Ā How could you have not researched these guys? Ā ā
ā Ā You said he died of natural causes! Ā ā
ā Ā You naturally die if you get two bullets to the head. ā
ā Ā Whoās this sexy bitch? Ā ā
ā Ā No no no, before you kill me, I want to tell you something.Ā ā
ā Ā After we had sex, you farted in your sleep - like six times. Ā ā
ā Ā Man, these two assholes deserve each other. ā
ā Ā They actually got divorced. Theyāre still really good friends, though. Ā ā
ā Ā They had twins together, but⦠she got remarried. ā
ā Ā Thereās like five houses in this house.Ā Ā ā
ā Ā Hey dude, Iām lost. Can you tell me where the side of the road is? Ā ā
ā Ā You ready for this? Ā ā
ā Ā Fuck yes. You only live twice, right? Ā ā
ā Ā Permission to come aboard, [ name ]? ā
ā Ā Damn, [ name ]. You still hung up on that skank? Ā ā
ā Ā A very successful doctor, with an impeccable record, who unfortunately got two bullets to the head. ā
ā Ā Itās been fun, [ name ]. Ā ā
ā Ā You know, a good friend of mine once told, you have to have a rubber in your wallet.Ā Ā ā
ā Ā He also suggested carrying around zombie makeup for those times when you want to strike terror. Ā ā
ā Ā Who the hell are you, man? And donāt lie to me again!Ā ā
ā Ā Maybe Iām not good with words.Ā Ā ā
ā Ā I went to the police academy. ā
ā Ā I couldnāt pop a fucking wheelie.Ā ā
ā Ā Where did you get these dead bodies?Ā Ā ā
ā Ā I found them dead. I didnāt kill them.Ā ā
ā Ā I guess thatās where I should have come clean.Ā Ā ā
ā Ā You always think shit through better than I do.Ā Ā ā
ā Ā Whatās our next move? What do we do now?Ā Ā ā
ā Ā What do we do? We turn ourselves in now.Ā ā
ā Ā Oh my god, weāre screwed! Iām an idiot!Ā Ā ā
ā Ā With no place to live and no way to drive, we found a way to combine the two.Ā Ā ā
ā Ā We found the house easy enough but couldnāt just go up and knock on the door.Ā ā
ā Ā What was I doing?Ā Uh ⦠I was having some fun.Ā Ā ā
ā Ā Who were you talking to?Ā ā
ā Ā I was talking to the one, eight hundred number, the dial a boner, a girl talks to you.Ā ā
ā Ā You said it like itās so normal.Ā ā
ā Ā Just follow her, you can do this, we can do this.Ā ā
ā Ā Jesus, what the hell were you thinking?Ā Ā ā
ā Ā Thatās why I bought you the phone book so you can see over the steering wheel.Ā ā
ā Ā How many asshole drivers can you see right now?Ā ā
ā Ā Iām pretty sure itās just a bruise.Ā Ā ā
ā Ā He gets nervous every time he likes somebody, oops, did I say that?Ā ā
ā Ā Iām so sorry, Iām going to have to get you out of here.Ā ā
ā Ā Leave me out! Leave me out! Leave me out!Ā ā
ā Ā Trust you? You kidnapped me!Ā Ā ā
ā Ā Can you please pull over, I canāt breath. Itās hot in here.Ā Ā ā
ā Ā We donāt have time for that buddy, just get over that.Ā ā
āĀ Ā Who are you pretending to be?Ā ā
ā Ā Fun enough to land himself on the FBIās most wanted list. ā
ā Ā Both of their bodies were found together.Ā ā
ā Ā I guess that makes sense why our house was broken into last night.ā
ā Ā I bet they were looking for something.Ā ā
ā Ā Astonishing work there Nancy Drew, did they possible hide something there?Ā Ā ā
ā Ā Bang, bang, letās roll. ā
ā Ā I was just wondering if you happen to know a badass by the name of [ name ].Ā ā
ā Ā Sheās so far out of my league, I canāt think straight. ā
ā Ā So, Benjamin Button here is going to buy you another drink.Ā ā
ā Ā Heās at the bottom of the ocean, let me show you a picture.Ā ā
ā Ā Why would they shut down something that was working?Ā Ā ā
ā Ā That brings back some nice memories.Ā ā
ā Ā That aināt a tongue ring, thatās a cock stud. ā
ā Ā I know you wanna kiss me but Iām not your [ name ]. ā
ā Ā I aināt afraid of you, I aināt afraid of fucking nothing!Ā ā
ā Ā I canāt believe that guy find us. ā
ā Ā They can torture the shit out of her, she wonāt cough up a word.Ā Ā ā
ā Ā Weāre secluded, no oneās going to find us here. ā