Frozen orange cream cephalopod society

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

the 3st huh?

the 3st.

The Thirst.

patch notes: you no longer feel guilt for actions and their consequences that were not your fault

- fixed the bug where you have to walk on your knees for a hundred miles through the desert repenting

to bite. Fondly.

love is stored in the throat offered willingly AND in the teeth sinking in. Or something

@bbcwhereareyou

@todaysbird

this is a magical interaction. the grosbeak’s face is everything

i literally can’t listen to tik tok by kesha without thinking about that goddamn star trek tos fanvid…you know the one

Congrats to the creator of this video for being the only funny person on the internet ever

And now you know what perfection looks like

i love every diogenes joke

“i’m not the same as who i was before [x] thing happened to me” does it help to know that you would not have stayed that person regardless

Writing absolutely filthy erotica and evading the mature content filters by rendering any and all sex-related nouns, verbs and adjectives in an untranslated constructed language.

I've seen the first 3 seconds of this and scrolled on so many times and only now do I see my mistake

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

Bro wake up 116 new genders just dropped

never gets old.