* 𝖕𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖎𝖉

finally! whatever’s going to help everyone move on from this love pentagon or whatever the fuck that was.

right? they’re both hot as fuck. i don’t see the harm in doing it. but boys and girls can be friends too, i guess...we’ll see.

hell if i know, i’ve been wondering that since he came into town. the kid can’t be packing too much.

obviously.

well, milo still has luna, rion and nate under his control. although, there seems to be a little something going on between nate and rion all of a sudden. sofia is staying at the sinclair house and most definitely banging both brothers. other than that? i’ve got nothing. you guys are always welcome to fill me in on all your goss. that’s what i’m here for...

definitely worth the trouble. definitely. absolutely.

you’d know first hand, honey.. pun intended. 

look out your damn window. it’s a wizard of oz reincarnation in this town... no, that’s a tornado, wasn’t it? minus the sharks... maybe more of a crawl part 2... i’m getting off track now. do broke people even know how to swim? i can just see it now, cabin boating down main street...

do you wanna just take over for us here, oracle anonymous? you might be better at this than me.

absolutely agreed. it should be absolutely necessary. otherwise i might just have to talk to my colleagues about enforcing it as an unwritten federal law.

you lot are really good at asking the invigorating questions here. insert my very famous eye roll. i truly can’t deal with milo’s facade anymore, lux’s bark seems a lot bigger than her bite lately, luna needs to wake the hell up and see her potential because girl....

angel, indie, hudson, rion, luna, dare i go on?

if someone doesn’t notice that sofia is dangling her coochie like proper bait over both the sinclair brothers, well, i’ll just scream.

afraid to tell you that you’re all less entertaining than the ghost that lives in my attic. try again later. 

i couldn’t agree more. you’re alone in the woods, give me some entertainment.

uh oh. i wonder what luna’s gonna think when she finds out about that. 

trouble seems to follow lux wherever she goes, and bella looks like she has it in her to cause some trouble. guess we’ll find out soon enough.