was @dwarnian

shell of a person is such an apt description like yeah i feel exactly like that rn

you need daddy to complete you

daddy needs to be euthanized

Getting erotically strangled by an increasingly desperate girl who has no grip strength to speak of and enjoying how she sweats and curses and tries not to cry while her fingers get really stiff and sore as she tries ineffectually to dig them into the unyielding flesh of my throat, losing ten breaths for every one she prises out of me and eventually just passing out with her poor red hands cramped hopelessly around my neck (I am a large and essential jar of condiments in this scenario).

we named it the computer mouse because it fit so comfortably in our hands and it reminded us of ancient times where our ancestors put their palms over the backs of cave mice and shuffled them across the ground to move the cursor on their cave wall mounted gaming monitors

whos the blorbo you have the most merch of? it can be handmade or official or unofficial or ANYTHING just. merch