CRANBERRY SAUCE

as an active agent of miles kane propaganda: beware that i WILL psychologically and unethically manipulate you into fawning over this man

nothing says mother duck and her ducklings like two guys and their producer who can’t stand them

ah bedtime. the most wonderful opportunity to have as many questions about the world’s function possible within 2-3 hours

i get (i don’t get) bonus points (that doesn’t happen) on this site (in my head) when i recognize a blog’s header lyrics (a thing that most people tend to do)

so from what i could eavesdrop on they’re trying to relocate me to the miscellaneous box of cheap trinkets or possibly an overstuffed junk drawer that has every texture ever discovered assembling to attack you

whag is up with bejng freaked out all the tyme

they should invent a me that is peelable with a gummy exterior and and a goopy syrupy center. artificial banana flavor B.T.W .

okay sorry & sorry for saaying sorry & alsp sorry for performing the act of being . & sorry for reminding you about that.,

littke flames era miles is a type ;of stick bug e

runs across your dash naked and spooks you. shrivels into a symmetrically defined fossilized palm-sized clump of some insoluble substance that you can kick around the dash and gradually polish . i transform into a petrified glossy sphere and you launch me past the goalie successfully planting me against the net and the crowd goes WILD. hypothetically. wouldn’t that be grand.

there has…. to. cough. to be a way….. cough cough. rattling gasp. out of this mess….. cough sick wheeze. that I’m in.